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Now he farts like crazy in front of me. He always announces that he has to take a shit. That is the only thing I do - haha...tell him when I need to poop. IDK...I just can't bring myself to fart in front of him. I do everything else...haha

Quoting ♥ ThEiR mOmMy &hea:“ He says it is tooting under a blanket and trying to cover my head....SICK-O!!! He always threatens it.....”

I thought that was a dutch oven...

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ haha. When my husband got back from his last deployment I went from South carolina to Texas ( he'd been ... [snip!] ... and comes back to the room asking me why I have a strange look on my face. He doesn't care who is around or whats going on.”

That is freaking AWESOME!!!! I am so glad i asked this question, this is the most fun I have had on BG all night!

Quoting The Mrs. Dickey Monster:“ Oh! A dutch oven! Ryan tried that once. He didn't like the outcome. He usually threatens to play with my butt while I sleep. Weirdo!”

HAHAHAHAHAHA EWWW!!!!!

Quoting ♥mommy of Lorelai:“ Now he farts like crazy in front of me. He always announces that he has to take a shit. That is the only ... [snip!] ... do - haha...tell him when I need to poop. IDK...I just can't bring myself to fart in front of him. I do everything else...haha”

My husband farts, and then asks my 4 year old if she heard "that elephant"...Speaking of my 4 year old, our openness has rubbed off!! She is always like,"Mom do I stink?" "I just tootied" or "I just pooped" Then she laughs and laughs

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ haha. When my husband got back from his last deployment I went from South carolina to Texas ( he'd been ... [snip!] ... and comes back to the room asking me why I have a strange look on my face. He doesn't care who is around or whats going on.”

my fiance actually gets completly naked when he poops too. and he wont go in puoblic places, he'll only go at home. i guess they dont have those toilet seat covers in mens restrooms. also he only uses baby wipes to wipe with. he says their cleaner than using toilet paper.

As for going in front of each other. I dont think the door of our bathroom is ever shut, unless one of us is in there pooping. We pretty much dont hide anything.

Quoting ♥ ThEiR mOmMy &hea:“ That is freaking AWESOME!!!! I am so glad i asked this question, this is the most fun I have had on BG all night!”

This conversation doesn't go well with the baby sitting on my bladder. I might have a story about pissing in the bed and soaking my husband to tell if I keep laughing like this.

Quoting MillerMommy86:“ ha, my hubby says that only girls do the silent but deadly farts, because we're "sneakier", now i have proof that boys do it too.”

He told me that he mastered that art!

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ haha. When my husband got back from his last deployment I went from South carolina to Texas ( he'd been ... [snip!] ... and comes back to the room asking me why I have a strange look on my face. He doesn't care who is around or whats going on.”

That reminded me of my hubby peeing off our deck...there aren't any fences between houses in our neighborhood. But that's not the worst...I left him at a friend's house just for a few hours while i had my bachelorette party, and when I came back for him, he was drunk off his ass wearing a tiara and peeing in the front yard.

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ This conversation doesn't go well with the baby sitting on my bladder. I might have a story about pissing in the bed and soaking my husband to tell if I keep laughing like this.”

I sneezed yesterday and peed my pants. I just went "OH SHIT" and left the room to go change my drawers...I came back and told my hubby and he said he was worried I'd pooed myself, so peeing my pants wasn't really that bad........

Quoting sharea:“ my fiance actually gets completly naked when he poops too. and he wont go in puoblic places, he'll only ... [snip!] ... I dont think the door of our bathroom is ever shut, unless one of us is in there pooping. We pretty much dont hide anything.”

Pooping naked...Hmm....I wonder why...I am totally open with my husband, but I will do anything I can not to go in public! My husband however...If you haven't caught on is NOT shy...He drives OTR, and he went in to use the bathroom, and, as he puts it, must've eaten something rotten...Anyway, when he first got in there it was empty, so he just completely let loose...Then, he heart a guy walk in, turn around and walk out! He will come out of any public restroom and say, I hope that noone has to go in there for a few weeks!

Quoting ♥ ThEiR mOmMy &hea:“ My husband farts, and then asks my 4 year old if she heard "that elephant"...Speaking of my 4 year old, ... [snip!] ... openness has rubbed off!! She is always like,"Mom do I stink?" "I just tootied" or "I just pooped" Then she laughs and laughs”

My grandma is one of those women who are threatened by other women, and with my mom and I being the only two female descendents of hers she's NEVER liked either of us, and makes that well known. I still see her and stuff ( don't want the bad relationship to be on my part) but she is really old fashioned and has always been about being "proper" and "lady like" Well like I said my mom and I are the only other two females, so I grew up with my brother and all of my cousins being boys. I remember always going up to her just to piss her off telling her I just farted so loud, or burping as loud as possible at the table. She HATED it. I still do it just to piss her off. Of course, it's fine for the boys to do it. I think I even had to go to time out at her house for participating in aburping contest with the boys.

Quoting MillerMommy86:“ That reminded me of my hubby peeing off our deck...there aren't any fences between houses in our neighborhood. ... [snip!] ... had my bachelorette party, and when I came back for him, he was drunk off his ass wearing a tiara and peeing in the front yard.”

lol! My DH is shy around other people. My cousins are farm boy and always used to pee off our back deck (we live in town). Well, before we built our fence, DH was working in the backyard and had to pee, but didn't want to take off his boots. I told him to go in the back, my cousins do. He went by our backshed and was peeing when we heard "Hey buddy wanna come over for a beer.... Oh geez sorry man!". He's never gone outside again  

This actually just reminded me of a guy who used to go to school in the same department as me....all the guys said he would go in a bathroom stall after one of our classes every day and take his shoes off and drape his pants over the stall door to poo! So one day I had to check it out for myself.....it was hilarious, but kinda odd for someone to take off their pants and shoes to poo in a public restroom.

Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:“ lol! My DH is shy around other people. My cousins are farm boy and always used to pee off our back deck ... [snip!] ... and was peeing when we heard "Hey buddy wanna come over for a beer.... Oh geez sorry man!". He's never gone outside again  ”

LMAO!!!!