re: Do you................?

I will fart and pee in front of him. I'd probably even change a tampon. But I won't poop in front of him. Yuck! Too gross. I wouldn't want the hubby to be grossed out and not find me attractive anymore. Hell, he might not even like me since I pee in front of him. OOOOh well

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ I hide nothing from my husband. He however takes it to an extreme and tries to get me to come talk to ... [snip!] ... That doesn't happen. We don't really do the whole "closed door" thing around here. We don't know modesty with eachother..lol”

Let me tell ya a story, my husband was in pooing, and a friend dropped in...I don't know if my husband doesn't know that bathrooms have doors, or if he just doesn't care...cause he NEVER closes them...So I am standing there talking to this guy and all of a sudden I smell something HORRIBLE!!!!! It took a second, but when I realized my husband hadn't shut the door, yet again, I knew what the smell was, and I was sooo embarassed..The guy kept just looking toward the bathroom...Holy crap....No pun intended..LOL

Lol, this is a funny topic! Made me chuckle  

Yes we do basically everything in front of each other from pickingour noses to using the John in front of each other. He has those "silent but deadly" farts and it's a creeper, too!

Once we were on our way to the beach and he was driving. I saw him pick his nose and I see him wiping the booger onthe steering wheel. He gets it and throws it out the window, he sees me staring, has this guilty look on his face, and asks me "What?!?" And I'm there not saying one word and he keeps on saying what over and over again. I told him "You just busted yourself! I didn't even say anything. I so saw you wipe your booger on MY steering wheel and then throw it out the window!"

Quoting ♥Saskia♥:“ Hahahahahahaha......................”

Woohoo! Someone else thinks it's funny!

My husband is just a regular freaking riot sometimes...and then there are the times I wish he'd just shut up. Or like now, I wish he'd just come to bed...stupid Xbox.

Quoting ♥ ThEiR mOmMy &hea:“ Has anyones husband ever "offered" to turtle you while you are trying to sleep...My husband is soo gross...MEN!!LOL”

I've never heard of that. What does it mean?

I knew my husband was to comfortable with our bathroom relationship when I had the flu once. I had swung the door closed as I ran into the bathroom, but it was still open a crack. I'm on the can with the runs, and holding a bucket between my knees because I thought I was going to be sick, and he opened the door and started talking! I so wasn't wanting to talk right then - he knocks now if the doors not ALL the way open  

Quoting ♥Kerry♥:“ I've never heard of that. What does it mean?”

He says it is tooting under a blanket and trying to cover my head....SICK-O!!! He always threatens it.....

No, I have never farted in front of him...intentionally. I apparently do it in my sleep though.

Quoting ♥ ThEiR mOmMy &hea:“ He says it is tooting under a blanket and trying to cover my head....SICK-O!!! He always threatens it.....”

Oh! A dutch oven! Ryan tried that once. He didn't like the outcome.

He usually threatens to play with my butt while I sleep. Weirdo!

Quoting ♥ ThEiR mOmMy &hea:“ Let me tell ya a story, my husband was in pooing, and a friend dropped in...I don't know if my husband ... [snip!] ... the smell was, and I was sooo embarassed..The guy kept just looking toward the bathroom...Holy crap....No pun intended..LOL”

Hahahahahaha ha...this made my night...read it to my hubby and we are laughing so hard we are crying

Quoting Kai aka Deuce's Mommy:“ Hahahahahaha ha...this made my night...read it to my hubby and we are laughing so hard we are crying”

It's a good thing my sweetie doesn't have a clue about the internet, cause if he knew I posted this story, he'd probably "dutch oven" me for sure!! LOL!!

HAAHa this is hilarious...

We have fart competitions... i'm actually sad when mine don't make a sound for him to hear haha! I never thought I would be like that!

Quoting ♥ ThEiR mOmMy &hea:“ He says it is tooting under a blanket and trying to cover my head....SICK-O!!! He always threatens it.....”

oh! my brother does that to people but we all call it a "dutch oven"

Quoting ♥ ThEiR mOmMy &hea:“ Let me tell ya a story, my husband was in pooing, and a friend dropped in...I don't know if my husband ... [snip!] ... the smell was, and I was sooo embarassed..The guy kept just looking toward the bathroom...Holy crap....No pun intended..LOL”

haha. When my husband got back from his last deployment I went from South carolina to Texas ( he'd been gone for 15 months) to be with him and we hadn't got a place yet. Two situations came up that were hilarious, yet embarrassing. One, my husband has to be naked to poop. Why i dunno. His nana tells me he has ALWAYS been that way, but whatever, well the barracks have three rooms for three guys and one bathroom. He is in the bathroom with a chair holding the door openso he can yell things to me and "not get bored" as he calls it,when like 5 people walk in there. He starts carrying on coversations with them like its nothing. The other situation is, well he got back in dec. and I concieved in Jan, so you can imagine what we spent alot of time doing, someone knocks on his room door in the barracks shortly after and just gets upcompletely naked andstarts talking to this guy. The guy asks him for something, so my husband thencovers his front with ahand towel and walk out into the common area with about 10 people out there,bare butt and all, gets the guy what he needed goes in the kitchen makes a bowl of cereal with one hand and comes back to the room asking me why I have a strange look on my face. He doesn't care who is around or whats going on.

Quoting Om-Ma:“ Lol, this is a funny topic! Made me chuckle   Yes we do basically everything in front of each other ... [snip!] ... yourself! I didn't even say anything. I so saw you wipe your booger on MY steering wheel and then throw it out the window!"”

ha, my hubby says that only girls do the silent but deadly farts, because we're "sneakier", now i have proof that boys do it too.