re: Do you................?

You are so not weird, I was doing all this in front of my now hubby when we were only dating for a couple months lol

Lol my bf says it's not normal for girls to be like that. I accidently let one out in front of him. I couldn't stop laughing it was hilarious!!! Well he didn't think so lol. He's weird but whatever I love my baby. I don't think we could ever be open ike that. It's just a turn off!!!

We're completely open and 100% honest. Sometimes it comes back to bite me in the ass (like when we're watching tv and out of nowhere he farts loudly), but usually it's hilarious.

Example: I was brushing my teeth before I got ready for bed tonight while going pee. Ryan killed a bug and instead of sticking it in the trash or something normal, he comes over, tells me to spread my legs and sticks it in the toilet whist I'm still peeing.

Marvelous, isn't it?

haha! I don't in front of my hubby if I can help it....i'm just kinda shy that way. He says that since i've been pregnant that I sometimes fart in my sleep....he says they're huge and shake the bed! Eww! I still try to convince him that I don't poo. I've gotten to the point where most of the time i'm okay with peeing in front of him, if he's in the shower its okay, I don't care...but if he's standing there brushing his teeth or something, i get stage fright and can't pee.

I didnt fart in front of him until he did it first  .. lol I feel like if u marry them u should be comfortable to do anything in front of them. I used to work with this woman who was married to her husband for about 7 years, she used to wear alot of cover-up, eyeliner and mascara. Well she would NEVER let him see her without it, she would sleep with it on.. I would go crazy going to sleep with makeup on and I dont even wear cover-up. I used to harass her about it all the time but she was just weird like that.. lol

I have been with my hubby for 4 years (lived together for almost 3). I have never pooped in front of him because it just weirds me out to do that in front of another person. I try not to fart in front of him either just because I think it's gross but it definately happens, especially during pregnancy lol. I only wish he were as "shy" but he is 100% comfortable with doing everything in front of me lol.

Quoting The Mrs. Dickey Monster:“ We're completely open and 100% honest. Sometimes it comes back to bite me in the ass (like when we're ... [snip!] ... normal, he comes over, tells me to spread my legs and sticks it in the toilet whist I'm still peeing. Marvelous, isn't it?”

LMAO!!!!

Quoting Navy_wife & december mami:“ Yes me and my husband do it all the time.....he be in the shower and i am like i can't hold it and then ... [snip!] ... and he takes long showers so.......but he usually don't shit if i am taking a shower cuz he know his shit really stinks....LOL”

I only wish my husband were so considerate..LOL!!

Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:“ Yep - we hide nothing. Though I do make him look away when I wipe lol!”

Haha me too

Quoting MillerMommy86:“ LMAO!!!!”

I'm glad someone else thinks it's funny and not disgusting. I thought it was hilarious.

I'll pee in front of him, and I'll fart occasionally but only on accident. We don't poop in front of each other, and he'll fart in front of me, but only silent ones he thinks he can hide!! We're pretty much an open door when it comes to peeing and showering though.

Quoting The Mrs. Dickey Monster:“ We're completely open and 100% honest. Sometimes it comes back to bite me in the ass (like when we're ... [snip!] ... normal, he comes over, tells me to spread my legs and sticks it in the toilet whist I'm still peeing. Marvelous, isn't it?”

Hahahahahahaha......................

Quoting *Mrs.Hamman*:“ I have been with my hubby for 4 years (lived together for almost 3). I have never pooped in front of ... [snip!] ... during pregnancy lol. I only wish he were as "shy" but he is 100% comfortable with doing everything in front of me lol.”

Has anyones husband ever "offered" to turtle you while you are trying to sleep...My husband is soo gross...MEN!!LOL

I hide nothing from my husband. He however takes it to an extreme and tries to get me to come talk to him while he is going potty. That doesn't happen. We don't really do the whole "closed door" thing around here. We don't know modesty with eachother..lol

Quoting Laila's Mommie:“ When I pass gas infront of my hubby, I always have a shocked look on my face!  Then he laughs at me!”

my sister used to do that all the time!!! we would just be like "you did it so why YOU looking shocked" LOL!!!