Not rubbing your weiner if you dont rub my......

LOL so my hubby said that he would rub my neck and shoulders in the shower yesterday. And since my hubby NEVER rubs my back or anything I was like OK!! So then to be nice I told him you rub my back and ill rub your weiner!! LOl so then he was like OK!!!! Its an even trade..soomething I want for something he wants.

So at 8pm I turn on the shower and he is in the living room on his phone talking to his friend. Now he knows the shower is on and he sees me in a towel and yet he still keeps talking. So after about 10 minutes of waisting water I go to the living room and very loudly (so his friend could hear) I said "I cant Rub your weiner in the shower if your not IN IT" The look on his face was priceless!!

So i get into the shower and about 3 minutes later he joins me. Well im all washed up and my hair is washed and its been about 20 minutes in the shower and im ready to get out at this point...and he knows it. But he never rubbed my back...never even tried. So I rinse off one more time and get out and he said "where are you going?!?I thought......" LOL I interupted him and said "you dont rub my back...I dont rub your weiner" So he says "babe im just too tired to rub your back tonight" and then I said "well in that case im too tired to rub your weiner....even trade my friend..even trade"

All he had to do was rub my back!! lol. I know that story was pointless but I just thought I would share...get the morning going!

LMAO!

Hey, man- tit for tat!

it made me blush!!

lol thats great!

Quoting Whitney 2008:“ LOL so my hubby said that he would rub my neck and shoulders in the shower yesterday. And since my hubby ... [snip!] ... he had to do was rub my back!! lol. I know that story was pointless but I just thought I would share...get the morning going!”

It is so nice to know there is other couples that are like me and my hubbers! MEN!!!

LMAO!! I understand about never getting rubbed either! But hubby just about demands I rub his back and neck everyday! Sheesh! I need some lovin' too~!

haha that is soo funny..LOL

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Good for you!! lol that was funny, made me smile.

LOL! I give back rubs and scratch his back all the time but when i ask............ what's so damn hard about a 5 minute message? Especially for some huh huh? I don't get it. Lazy boys! LOL!

LOL! It's amazing how fast men selectively forget things!

BTW I am looking at your albums, you need some recent pics! I wanna see how big your belly is now! Lol

ROFL. Guys are so selfish sometimes lol . My boyfriend never rubs my back, and when he does he does it half assed for like 2 seconds and then stops. Well, he gets the same thing back then!

Bwahahaha!! This sounds just like me & my hubby!!  

you are tooo funny. I can't get my hubby to rub my back or feet. jerkface. I think it's so funny that you yelled it while he was on the phone. nice touch!

Quoting Arly-R:“ LOL! I give back rubs and scratch his back all the time but when i ask............ what's so damn hard about a 5 minute message? Especially for some huh huh? I don't get it. Lazy boys! LOL!”

I hear that! Everytime i feel sick, he feels sicker! lol When im about to ask for a messge he complains his neck hurts so i end up messaging him. Gish!