sex (but mostly random boredom)

isn't fun anymore. I get really bad cramping and spotting everytime. I think I'm just going to stop. I'm going to forget all about sex. Pretend that I never had it, and never want it. I am claiming myself to be a virgin. How this child got inside of me I do not know. Any ideas where he came from??

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ isn't fun anymore. I get really bad cramping and spotting everytime. I think I'm just going to stop. ... [snip!] ... want it. I am claiming myself to be a virgin. How this child got inside of me I do not know. Any ideas where he came from??”

Yep. You sat on a toilet seat that had sperm on it and they migrated!!

Quoting Weeble Wobble+Grant:“ Yep. You sat on a toilet seat that had sperm on it and they migrated!!”

eww. that gives me the creeps! (i'm scared of public restrooms..lol) Next idea?? haha I refuse to accept that one!

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ eww. that gives me the creeps! (i'm scared of public restrooms..lol) Next idea?? haha I refuse to accept that one!”

Um your boyfriend who is really a chick in drag and your lesbian lover wanted a child with you so bad she waited until you're asleep and impregnated you with a turkey baster?

ETA: After stealing the sperm by raping a hobo. Sorry I left out where the sperm came from.

Quoting Weeble Wobble+Grant:“ Um your boyfriend who is really a chick in drag and your lesbian lover wanted a child with you so bad she waited until you're asleep and impregnated you with a turkey baster?”

haha! that sounds like the pregnant "man" story..lol

Aliens! or you could say it was the mail man, something you ordered from a shopping network, lol

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ isn't fun anymore. I get really bad cramping and spotting everytime. I think I'm just going to stop. ... [snip!] ... want it. I am claiming myself to be a virgin. How this child got inside of me I do not know. Any ideas where he came from??”

you were walking around, triped and landed on some guys exposed member  

and now theres a baby  

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ isn't fun anymore. I get really bad cramping and spotting everytime. I think I'm just going to stop. ... [snip!] ... want it. I am claiming myself to be a virgin. How this child got inside of me I do not know. Any ideas where he came from??”

Immaculate conception!

Bah Lillies you're boring lol. She needs a good story to tell Makhi when he's older!!

Quoting MzDENISE:“ you were walking around, triped and landed on some guys exposed member   and now theres a baby  ”

but then I wouldn't be a virgin. I'm a virgin I tell you.

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ but then I wouldn't be a virgin. I'm a virgin I tell you.”

OOOOO you fell on the man's exposed member but it slipped into the wrong hole, and the spermies migrated from there!

Quoting Weeble Wobble+Grant:“ OOOOO you fell on the man's exposed member but it slipped into the wrong hole, and the spermies migrated from there!”

Whats up with you and migration today?? lol Do I need to call immagration? Are you trying to tell me something???

Quoting Ashley+Makhi:“ Whats up with you and migration today?? lol Do I need to call immagration? Are you trying to tell me something???”

Nope that's my random topic for today! Migration!!

Quoting Weeble Wobble+Grant:“ OOOOO you fell on the man's exposed member but it slipped into the wrong hole, and the spermies migrated from there!”

lmao!
she should totally use that one  

Quoting Weeble Wobble+Grant:“ Nope that's my random topic for today! Migration!!”

haha, well then. Mine is virginity. And calling random people and telling them how big my boobs grew in the last two weeks.