re: Some of the things they say...

Quoting Rileyxo:“ Awe, Maddox. I love that name and that's what I wanted to pick for our little boy but Jeff hates it. =[”

boooo  
why doesnt he like it? we picked a more common middle name, james maybe he would like maddox ....... <instert middle name and you could call him by both

On our wedding night, after we got my dress off, my husband patted my hip and said "Baby, you been eatin well" I wanted to die.

i, admittedly, did loose my ass!   i have spina bifida and lost all curve to my back, which makes it so it looks like i dont have one anymore... when im not preggo im curve-a-licious... now that i am i CANT WAIT for sept to get my bod back! my bf's in jail so i only see him for one hour 3xs a week... he cant really say shit... anyways... that loosing the curve of my back thing is giving me massive amounts of pain! fucked up my left hip too... my dads a vietnam vet and somehing they used to prep them called "agent orange" caused birth defects in the vets kids... thanks usa government!

Quoting Erica [=)]:“ boooo   why doesnt he like it? we picked a more common middle name, james maybe he would like maddox ....... <instert middle name and you could call him by both”

I don't know why he doesn't. Hefreaked w hen I said it and said no no no no no. =[

Before we found out the sex of our baby I was reading all sorts of old wive's tales about telling if it's a boy or a girl. I read one that said that if you're having a boy you get "tree stump thighs" and if it's a girl you'll get bigger hips and a bigger butt. I asked him what he thought and he's like "Well, it looks like twins, one of each!"
I laughed about it, but GEEZ!  

Also, we were at Spencer's looking at all the funny shirts. They had a shirt full of different shaped boobs and what their nicknames were. He told me that now that they've gotten so big they looked like the ones called "mail bags" because they're saggier now. I promptly swatted him in the balls.