re: Help! I have my hand stuck up my vagina!!!!

Quoting Noah.:“ I think that lady from the "i hate the earth" thread has a raging qual shoved up her ass.”

   
lmao !!

Quoting Punkerella:“     lmao !!”

She PM'd me but I didn't read it. LOL

Quoting Nicole B:“ She PM'd me but I didn't read it. LOL”

I think that I'm the only one that hasn't gotten a PM..wtf am I being too nice or something...her thread pisses me off to no end ...and I agree w/ all the others that don't think that the selfish witch should be TTC!!

LOL I just read it!

I will say this here since I don't want to take the attention off you in your own thread.
I find it funny that you say I want attention and that I am not normal yet you create a post "My hand is stuck in my vagina".
Please get some help for the sake of you and that poor child you are carrying.

Quoting Nicole B:“ LOL I just read it! I will say this here since I don't want to take the attention off you in your own ... [snip!] ... create a post "My hand is stuck in my vagina". Please get some help for the sake of you and that poor child you are carrying.”

sheeesh !!What a dumb ass she is ...I didn't know that being ugly ruined your sense of humor ...wow!!

Quoting Punkerella:“ sheeesh !!What a dumb ass she is ...I didn't know that being ugly ruined your sense of humor ...wow!!”

Hahaha! I have enough maturity in real life I don't need to try to prove it online LOL This is my little escape! I find people with little IQ's struggle with humor in general, unless its on something like Funniest Home Videos and its of somebody getting farted on , they just don't get it  

Quoting Nicole B:“ Hahaha! I have enough maturity in real life I don't need to try to prove it online LOL This is my little ... [snip!] ... in general, unless its on something like Funniest Home Videos and its of somebody getting farted on , they just don't get it  ”

It's sad how true that is...not that I don't love a good fart joke !!
Honestly though, ...can't a person have more than one aspect to their personality ..
mother , jokester, sex kitten ...what ever...we all have different personality facets..thankfully ...

Quoting Punkerella:“ It's sad how true that is...not that I don't love a good fart joke !! Honestly though, ...can't a person ... [snip!] ... to their personality .. mother , jokester, sex kitten ...what ever...we all have different personality facets..thankfully ...”

LOL Farts are funny aren't they?! Tee hee. When is your bday? You sound likle a pisces too LOL Sounds like a pick up line 

Quoting Nicole B:“ LOL Farts are funny aren't they?! Tee hee. When is your bday? You sound likle a pisces too LOL Sounds like a pick up line ”

lol..it sure does...my b-day is November 3rd ..that makes me a perverted Scorpio
  he he he

Quoting je t'aime♥:“ alright. ice on the belly, fire on the knife...then slit, and pull! and stitch. i've decided to use fishing ... [snip!] ... line to sew myself with, i think it'll be much stronger. AND invisible! i've scheduled myself for 8:30am tomorrow morning.  ”

YAY i cant wait to see your baby and your handy work. if your any good i just might have to schedule my baby with you.

Quoting Nicole B:“ LOL It's been a while since I've had more than 10mins online at a time to do one!   How's little Ted ... [snip!] ... Ted and Sexy Amy?? I'm watching hubby pack the house up to move next weekend... Shame I'm far too pregnant too help  YAY!!!!!!”

You need to get on more  . I hardly ever post, because you don't! I have no one to chat to  

We are GREAT though! Really really good. How are you doing? You don't have long to go omg, your pregnancy has flown by  

Yay for moving, are you excited?! I'm coming on holiday to visit once you've had the baby, I've decided         

Quoting lindsey09:“ Just keep pushing up, eventually your hand will come out of your mouth.”

good one...then she could dial 000 easier than typing n here with her nose

this is hilarious.. i almost died reading this!