re: Help! I have my hand stuck up my vagina!!!!

Quoting Militarymom:“ WAIT WAIT WAIT!! So what about the remote? nothing? try reaching higher”

I think I can feel something that doesn't belong up here. I'll see if I can drag it out when I get my hands and feet out I'll let you know.... Feels more like the back left wheel off a BBQ though...

Quoting Nicole B:“ Okay my feet are in there too now. Now what?”

now you need to bounce up and down on a trampoline while singing the abcs backwards that should help



and try to get military moms remote out of there at the same time


if you need further assistance im sure i could be there in a couple days so just be patient  

i peed my pants laughing lol

Quoting Summer to Shine:“ drink 'castor oil' that will push you out lol.”

That's just silly   Everybody knows not to have castor oil in pregnancy....

Quoting Nicole B:“ That's just silly   Everybody knows not to have castor oil in pregnancy....”

not this early atleast....wait a few more weeks and you'll be ok

Quoting Nicole B:“ That's just silly   Everybody knows not to have castor oil in pregnancy....”

you could always try castrol oil  

*silently pours nice warm glass of castor oil out into the sink*  

Quoting je t'aime♥:“ you could always try castrol oil  ”

your close enough to try that now... but i would really insist that nicole waits until shes atleast 32 weeks then she can go right ahead

Quoting *alyssa*:“ now you need to bounce up and down on a trampoline while singing the abcs backwards that should help ... [snip!] ... out of there at the same time if you need further assistance im sure i could be there in a couple days so just be patient  ”

Okay okay, I'm on eBay buying a trampoline now.. Dang, the bidding doesn't end for 3 days.. Oh well..... Hang on, a friendly looking wallaby is coming over and sniffing me. Maybe he will help.............. Fuck what can I do?!?!? It looks like its about to do something nasty to me while I can't defend myself. It's not a frindly one at all!

MAKEIT BUY YOU DINNER FIRST!!!!!!!!

Quoting *alyssa*:“ your close enough to try that now... but i would really insist that nicole waits until shes atleast 32 weeks then she can go right ahead”

i already drank a glass this morning!   got it from my local jiffy lube.

they were all giving me funny looks though, haven't they ever seen a pregnant woman before?!

Quoting Nicole B:“ Okay okay, I'm on eBay buying a trampoline now.. Dang, the bidding doesn't end for 3 days.. Oh well..... ... [snip!] ... can I do?!?!? It looks like its about to do something nasty to me while I can't defend myself. It's not a frindly one at all!”

dont let the dingo eat your baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!





oh wait that might be the wrong animal   damn public schooling


(no offense)

Quoting je t'aime♥:“ i already drank a glass this morning!   got it from my local jiffy lube. they were all giving me funny looks though, haven't they ever seen a pregnant woman before?!”

We are freaks  

Quoting je t'aime♥:“ i already drank a glass this morning!   got it from my local jiffy lube. they were all giving me funny looks though, haven't they ever seen a pregnant woman before?!”

you drank it this morning and your still pregnant....omg you must be dying to get that kid out. you better go drink some more