Only another woman can truly appreciate this.

So there I am... sitting on the pot... Just finished my business, and reach for the TP. I began to sweat and panic as I felt cardboard, now soft cushiony paper. Slowly I look over to confirm it..

WE'RE OUT OF TP!

Ahhhhh! I quickly dig under the bathroom sink. What do I find? An empty platic wrapper. Ahhhhh!

I reach over and grab my cell phone off the bathroom sink. (What was my cell doing on the bathroom sink? Good question, probably for the same reason the TV remote ended up in the freezer and my ice cream on the arm of the couch before bed last night. Which brings up... what did I intend to put on the bathroom counter instead???)

I dial hubbys number. He answers out of breath (he's working) "Hello!?"

"Ahhhh we're out of toilet paper!!!!"

"so?" he replies

"So!? I need toilet paper!"

"Use the paper towels."

Paper towels!?!?!?!?! How about I rub the tip of your penis with a paper towel and see how you like it!!!!!

"Grrrr... love you bye" I hange up. Forced to drip dry, and now go myself to the store for TP... What's worse... after all of that, now I have to poop, but can't until I go to the store for TP.... Lucky I found some tissues... brb

LoL

lol i've been there before

LOL! Now that's funny. I panic when I run out too!

Heh I've totally been there!!

hmmm, Puffs plus with lotion = highly reccomended TP alternative. Why haven't they turned this stuff into a roll already!?! They'd make a killing off of just me.

Oh, but not very absorbent.

Only a man wouldnt understand lol. My husband once asked me why we went through so much TP, umm because i have to use it everytime i go to the bathroom, DUH! And then we have a 6 year old who uses it everytime she goes to the bathroom and an almost 3 year old who uses it everytime she goes. SO yeah that is why we go through so much TP!

Quoting Jyn D'lere:“ hmmm, Puffs plus with lotion = highly reccomended TP alternative. Why haven't they turned this stuff into a roll already!?! They'd make a killing off of just me. Oh, but not very absorbent.”

Hahaha! At least it's nice and gentle.

Haha I spent 10 minutes yelling from my toilet last night until the hubby heard me and brought more tp

That is one thing that annoys me so bad. I hate when I sit down and my hubby hasn't replaces the toilet paper. How hard is it to go get a roll and put it where it belongs!? Especially when they used the rest of it. Ughh, makes me so mad...

been there MANY times...but its always so funny.

Quoting Jyn D'lere:“ So there I am... sitting on the pot... Just finished my business, and reach for the TP. I began to sweat ... [snip!] ... after all of that, now I have to poop, but can't until I go to the store for TP.... Lucky I found some tissues... brb LoL”

that happened to me when i was still living with my family, only i went for a #2 and then realised we were outta TP. what was worse was the fact that my whole family were out! so i sat there and waited for them to come home  

My husband asked me how come we go through TP so quick. And I do use alot, I can't help it. I've always been that way. LOL

Haha. That is funny!
When I run out of TP, I always yell at my fiance to get me some more. Or I will waddle out of the bathroom with my pants down to get some.
Wow, I can't believe that I just admited that.....

Quoting Miss Brittany.:“ Haha. That is funny! When I run out of TP, I always yell at my fiance to get me some more. Or I will ... [snip!] ... more. Or I will waddle out of the bathroom with my pants down to get some. Wow, I can't believe that I just admited that.....”

It's okay, it happens to the best of us.  

Hey, you're due about a week before my daughter turns one. We'll be sure and blow out an extra candle for the little one to be ;)

Quoting Jyn D'lere:“ It's okay, it happens to the best of us.   Hey, you're due about a week before my daughter turns one. We'll be sure and blow out an extra candle for the little one to be ;)”

Aw, I will.