I need serious advice a/b something TMI.

Okay so I really want to learn to do something..and a lot of people are prob gonna be like ewhhhhhhh, and I was like that for the longest time, but I just really wanna give him the surprise of his life...

Brent really likes cumming on my face and in my mouth, but everytime he does i seriously almost throw up and sometimes do. I don't like the slimey texture, but our anniversary is friday and I just really wanna take it like a pro...I have watched a number of pornos but even watching the porn girls do it makes me start to gag...
Do any of you have any advice? Or any one remember the first time they swallowed? What was it like for you...
I'm so nervous, but I really want to do this for him....

Messed up, I know...lol

ummmmm. I don't even know what to say.

umm... no real advice.I havent swallowed since we got married LOL.
Grosses me out like no other.
But i remember when i did i had him cum at the very back of my throat so i could gulp really fast

Soo...the first time i "swallowed"was the other night, and i was always repulsed by even giving head...Honestly, it wasn't bad....I didn't gag or anything...

Pretend it is a kind of yogurt face mask....Pretend it is REALLY good for your skin hahahahahah.

Ugh...I've only swallowed once on purpose and once accidentally. It was horrible. If it was only a small amount, yeah I could handle it...but I got a whoooole mouthful. I ended up spitting most of it out and even then I had to brush my teeth a number of times to get rid of the feeling in my mouth. Another time he came on my face and I don't think I wiped it all off of my eyes because when I woke up my eye was glued shut lol.

I've heard if the guy eats really sweet things like pineapple it'll make it taste less sour?

Pretend it is a kind of yogurt face mask....Pretend it is REALLY good for your skin hahahahahah. in your head sing this song;

Papi, dame leche...papi dame leche... leche caliente en mi frente...hahahaha "papi..give me milk, papi give me milk, hot milk on my forehead" hahahahah


As to the swallowing...just do it as quick as possible and make sure his "thing" is as far back in your mouth as possible..also start having him drinl a lot of pineapple juice a few days before...it helps the flavor.

Lol I wish I could help, but I can't. I'm in the same boat as you, I only attempted once and immediately spit it all back up on him before I vomitted. Yeah. Gross, I know.

I don't really know a lot of chicks who do that kinda stuff, though, and we talk about ALLLLL kinds of weird stuff at work. Maybe ask a porn star? Lol they're the only ones I could think of with real advice.

Or maybe porn stars are just pretending too??  

I can only do that when I am extremely intoxicated... even then I gag and I don't let him cum... lol... 
I hate doing it...

Do it in the shower so it can be rinsed right off  

I know this is disgusting, but he absolutely LOVES it!

It really grosses me out, but I really just wanna take it like a champ this weekend.
lol

i cant do it either, i get sick.lol. good luck thou

Quoting 10.13.07:“ Do it in the shower so it can be rinsed right off  ”

I triedddd! but i spit it all back up and then your skin feels all weird when you get out...not like it feels when you're dry.

I heard that if they eat lots of pinneaple and fruits that the cum doesn't taste as bad. and that alcohol and smoking makes it taste worse. I havent tried it myself I cant swallow either,just having it in my mouth makes me throw up.

As far as swallowing, have him give you a signal as to when he's going to blow (sorry for being so graphic, haha) and make sure his penis is as far back in your mouth as you can get it without gagging and just swallow right away. That way there is no taste.. but there will be an aftertaste. At least you won't feel the texture!

I have no advice for the face stuff..