Sure signs of "Mommyhood"...

You know you've reached true Mommyhood when:

 Your new alarm clock has no timer, no snooze, but ALWAYS a smile.

 When you can shower, it's spent avoiding tripping on bath toys.

 The dreaded, freezing cold am shower, now sounds like a luxury to pencil in next week.

 You've taste-tested the temperature of so much baby food, you're full before you can eat your own lunch.

 It takes 10 mins of pushing toys aside in your purse to find your keys.


add some!

Lol. That's cute.

  You are known as Mom, mommy, momma, "hailey's mom", never just your own name!

  You are using a dipper bag for your purse.

When you tell your DH, "No, no, honey." like a baby.

When you've been peed on, pooped on, puked on...And it's not even 7:30 yet.

When you can't remember the last hot meal you had

When you tell your SO, "Do you need to potty first before we go?"

  When you get excited about your baby pooping because you know how fussy he/she will be if she doesn't.

  When your Myspace has more pictures of your kids than of you and your friends

  When you find yourself watching children cartoons..even AFTER the kids have gone to bed.

  When you pull all nighters...and it's NOT by choice

  When you find your self whispering to your SO after the kids have gone to sleep just so there's no way to wake them up.

  When you know the theme songs to shows like, Dora, Blues Clues, Barney, Calliou etc.

  When you have changed so many diapers you could probably change them with your eyes closed and one hand tied behind your back.

  When it's exciting that Disney is releasing another remastered DVD

Quoting ChaseMeElizabeth:“   When you get excited about your baby pooping because you know how fussy he/she will be if she ... [snip!] ... eyes closed and one hand tied behind your back.   When it's exciting that Disney is releasing another remastered DVD”

everyone is true, and AWESOME!!!

loL yeah...when I first read this I couldn't think of anything, and then everything started to come to mind. I have only been a mommy for 3 years next month and it feels like a lifetime!

When you finely get out of the house with out the baby for a nice dinner with you SO and all you can talk about is the baby. lol

You know you have reached true mommy hood when you know what its like to be a one armed person.