letter to contractions...
1500 postsposted 29th Jun
Dear False-Labor Contractions,
Please stop plaguing me. You are very uncomfortable, and I would appreciate that if you are going to be here, you at least make yourself worth while. You're a big tease, and an unpleasant one at that. I would like my baby to stay inside a little longer, so if you could do me the favor of going away until then, that'd be great. Come back when you're real. 4-5 weeks would be a nice time for your return. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
B
quotePlease stop plaguing me. You are very uncomfortable, and I would appreciate that if you are going to be here, you at least make yourself worth while. You're a big tease, and an unpleasant one at that. I would like my baby to stay inside a little longer, so if you could do me the favor of going away until then, that'd be great. Come back when you're real. 4-5 weeks would be a nice time for your return. Your cooperation is greatly appreciated.
Sincerely,
B
I have 1 child & live in Atascadero, California
5314 postsposted 29th Jun
Dear False Labor:
DAmn you...
Love,
The momma
quoteDAmn you...
Love,
The momma
I'm due January 3rd, have 2 kids & live in Davenport, Iowa
11372 postsposted 29th Jun
i'll be a big tease but the good kind
quoteI have 1 child & 1 angel baby & live in Tulsa, Oklahoma
posted 29th Jun
Quoting Pirate Tink *EVIL BITCH*:“ i'll be a big tease but the good kind”
oooooh baby, gimme some of that!
I have 1 child & live in Atascadero, California
posted 29th Jun
Quoting WiFeY- MoMMy- PReGGo:“ Dear False Labor: DAmn you... Love, The momma”
haha that made me laugh!
I have 1 child & live in Atascadero, California
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