WTF... bribing doesn't work in the womb?

So I was watching Animal Cops on Animal Planet and everytime I see the dogs in the shelter I get choked up and REALLY wanna go get one (but I cna't cause we have a kennel already so... anyway).. I start rubbing my tummy and I said "Hey Ethan, when you're five I'm gonna let you adopt a doggie! So the faster you come out, the faster you can get a puppy!" Anyway my sister walked in right about then and she was like "OMG you're such a retard."

  Anyway, I guess bribing doesn't work cause today I was STILL 2 cm.. And I had sonogram done which said he was between 7 and 9 pounds for sure... but the estimate was 8 lb 7 oz.. which you know, is bigger than I want to push out lol.. and he's only gonna get bigger! And my dr won't induce me any earlier (I'm scheduled for July 7) even though my blood pressure is getting pretty high and I can hardly move. I'm also gaining water weight like CRAZY.. I''m huge right now from all the swelling. And I know I shouldn't want to be induced earlier, but they gave him steroids already and I'm positive his lungs are ready... Sometimes I just wanna say "GET OUT!!!! get out get out get out!!" But I don't cause I'm a nice mommy lol

I know this was so random, but its late and I can't sleep lol

Maybe he doesnt want a puppy...try a car lol

Quoting Kieran's mama:“ Maybe he doesnt want a puppy...try a car lol”

how about this... "The faster you come out, the faster you'll get EVERYTHING." lol

I wish I was dialated or something...

I haven't even so much as lost my mucous plug or had more than one REAL contration in a day.

I feel quite defeated, but I'll be induced on the 5th!!! Would be earlier, but I promised the DH I wouldn't do it without him.

Quoting Mandi Lane:“ So I was watching Animal Cops on Animal Planet and everytime I see the dogs in the shelter I get choked ... [snip!] ... out get out get out!!" But I don't cause I'm a nice mommy lol I know this was so random, but its late and I can't sleep lol”

My baby is being evicted! lol
Hes still not coming out tho
I think were gonna have to call the police in and force him out
Mommy wants her body back  

Wouldn't it be so much easier if we could just bribe them out. 

I've just been not thinking about it too much and the time seems 2 go by faster
 

Quoting Mandi Lane:“ So I was watching Animal Cops on Animal Planet and everytime I see the dogs in the shelter I get choked ... [snip!] ... out get out get out!!" But I don't cause I'm a nice mommy lol I know this was so random, but its late and I can't sleep lol”

sounds like it's time to break out the crowbar   I'm sorry, Mama!!! my daughter had to be induced at 10 days past due.