Newest Obama Email forward (funny)

posted 18th Jun
There are many things people do not know about BARACK OBAMA. It is every American's duty to read this message and pass it along to all of their friends and loved ones.

Barack Obama wears a FLAG PIN at all times. Even in the shower.

Barack Obama says the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE every time he sees an American flag. He also ends every sentence by saying, "WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL." Click here for video of Obama quietly mouthing the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE in his sleep.

A tape exists of Michelle Obama saying the PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE at a conference on PATRIOTISM.

Every weekend, Barack and Michelle take their daughters HUNTING.

Barack Obama is a PATRIOTIC AMERICAN. He has one HAND over his HEART at all times. He occasionally switches when one arm gets tired, which is almost never because he is STRONG.

Barack Obama has the DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE tattooed on his stomach. It's upside-down, so he can read it while doing sit-ups.

There's only one artist on Barack Obama's iPod: FRANCIS SCOTT KEY.

Barack Obama is a DEVOUT CHRISTIAN. His favorite book is the BIBLE, which he has memorized. His name means HE WHO LOVES JESUS in the ancient language of Aramaic. He is PROUD that Jesus was an American.

Barack Obama goes to church every morning. He goes to church every afternoon. He goes to church every evening. He is IN CHURCH RIGHT NOW.

Barack Obama's new airplane includes a conference room, a kitchen, and a MEGACHURCH.

Barack Obama's skin is the color of AMERICAN SOIL.

Barack Obama buys AMERICAN STUFF. He owns a FORD, a BASEBALL TEAM, and a COMPUTER HE BUILT HIMSELF FROM AMERICAN PARTS. He travels mostly by FORKLIFT.

Barack Obama says that Americans cling to GUNS and RELIGION because they are AWESOME.


From slate. http://www.slate.com/id/2193798/&cid=1222052199
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posted 18th Jun
Thats so idiotic its funny LMAO
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I have 3 kids & live in Indianapolis, Indiana
posted 18th Jun
He travels mostly by forklift... hahaha.
I love it. Good stuff.
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I have 1 child & live in Inverness, Florida
posted 18th Jun
That's it. Obama and I are done. I can't stand a hunter.

 
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I have 2 kids & live in Lake Oswego, Oregon
posted 18th Jun
Okay I lost it over his skin being the color of American soil...
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I have 1 child & live in Minnesota
posted 18th Jun
HAH! He's in church right now!
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I have 2 kids & live in Louisville, Kentucky
posted 18th Jun
that was AWESOME!!! i have to show to my hubby when i get home. lol.
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I have 2 kids & live in Cleveland, Tennessee
posted 18th Jun
He's in church right now and he travels by forklift. Lol, that's great!
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I'm due December 16th (a girl), have 1 child & live in Texas
posted 18th Jun
So funny, I love the whole his name means He who loves Jesus. Will be laughing about this all day.
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I have 3 kids & live in Monroe, Michigan
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