this made me jealous

I don't know if its been posted before but It made me giggle a bit


WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:


Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $900 0. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking t o them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. !

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $2.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are u nable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original co lor. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier

Isn't this the truth!  

haha dogs are always happy too

Quoting Sara12345:“ haha dogs are always happy too”

well they do have the same needs haha

Quoting Mommyprix:“ well they do have the same needs haha”

i think i told you this before, but your daughter is the prettiest baby ive ever seen

Quoting Sara12345:“ i think i told you this before, but your daughter is the prettiest baby ive ever seen”

aww thank you honey, I must be sensitive today cause it made me want to cry haha, theres a lot of pretty babies on this site
*edited to add that I was finally able to load the pics on your album (my pc is so slow today) you have one beautiful little girl too, and I love the name Zoe its so sweet