You Might Be a TP'er If.....

Dear Lord I know this is going to end up in TDC but I have been pushed to make this a thread! LOL Annnnnnnd begin the drama.
(compiled by a few people...)

You Might Be a TP'er IF....

- your username has a crap ton of symbols including {}[] !@#$%^&*() and all the alt codes.

- you say "baby daddy" and mean it seriously

- you complain because your mommy didn't let you borrow the car

- if you buy 30 dollar baby phat shoes for a 4 month old.

- if you update your soap opera of a life by telling everyone that you fought cheerleaders while you were pregnant and they all want your "baby daddy".

- if your unmarried but call you significant other "hubby."

- if you think you are living on your own just because you don't have to share your room with your brother/sister anymore.

- if you ask the question "How do I tell my parents I'm preggo?"

- if "you" buy all of your baby's clothes with mommy and daddy's money.

- if your baby is "[ * furrrrrrrresshhh ! ! ] * * "

- if you complain about being too fat to fit in your prom dress.

- if you call your baby sexy

- if you think you are too young for stretchmarks.

- if you think someone on BG is trying to "steal yo man".

- if you change besties more often than you change your underpants...

- if the title of your thread looks like THIS:
[ || `` Opennnn too lookkkkk @ maahhh sexsii | freshhhhh babyyyyyy `` * ! ! ` * || ]

- if you think you have a TON of experience with kids by baby sitting your sibilings or the kids next door so that makes you ready to have a baby.

- if you make numerous threads asking "Could I be pregnant?"

- if you had sex with your boyfriend on your period and need to know if you are pregnant b/c you are *6 weeks* and defiantly showing!

- If your brother is as old are your child.

- if you participate in the 458973459374 baby contests on BG.

- if you have to pee a lot and your back hurts so you automatically think you're pregnant.

- iif yEw c@n r3aD thiis and TyPe iiT faSt! OR YOU ASK WHAT IS WRONG WITH TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- if you post pictures then purposely delete them just to cause drama.

- if your post looks like this:
dfkhlskdjfh kjsdfharuy3er heskjfks fkmsdkfjd sfkdfjklsdmf sdfigd mite be pergnet fnsdkljfskdjfk boyfren dkfhjklsdjfsd;f dum mom thinz im 2 yung dfkjsdkfljf sekdfljdff i neva went 2 skool sdgfksjdlf;kdjsfksd;f

- you take a picture of your belly and your room is a pig sty.

- if no one has ever seen a pic of you with your baby in the same picture that isn't photoshopped.

- when you "finish the baby's room" which is a corner of your room....

- if you make a fake profile on BG of someone you "hate".

- if your friends ask if they can babysit after school

- if you have mastered the "fishface"

- if you complain your school doesn't have a daycare.

- if you are thrown a baby shower and the proceed to bitch about everything you got and how stupid your family is....or have to post about the fight that broke out...

- if you think EVERYONE stalks you and wants to be like you and wants to have your life. Trust me. We don't.



ADD YOURS!

I can't beleive you made it. HAHAHA.


I love it.

You might be a TPer if you wondering if you are pregnate

 

you might be a TPer if you're disgusted your 35 year old mother/aunt is pregnant at the same time as you

you might be a TPer if you ask "Is it okay to tan while pregnant?" and when given the answer "NO!" you simply reply "Whateva, whateva! I do what I want!"

Quoting i poop rainbows:“ you might be a TPer if you're disgusted your 35 year old mother/aunt is pregnant at the same time as you”

   

Quoting LittleTee22 ☮:“ you might be a TPer if you ask "Is it okay to tan while pregnant?" and when given the answer "NO!" you simply reply "Whateva, whateva! I do what I want!"”

 i think that should be changed to say "you ask if it is ok to _____" so people can fill in the blank LOL

you might be a TPer if you prank call other BGers

XD too funny.

You might be a Tp'er if you are mad at your parents for not letting your boyfirend sleep in your room at their house.

lol that's something I used to get mad about! Honestly!

bwahahahahaha lol. i love it

you might be a TP-er if you log on to bitch about your parents/"in-laws" stealing your child, when in fact you LIVE with them and they took them for an ice cream.  

:LOL:

I'm assuming that TP'er is something about teen pregnancy...I thought this was pretty hilarious, myself.

On "Yahoo Questions" young teens come in all the time and think they are pregnant (which they can never seem to spell right). It's not to say that everyone is that stupid...but, in general most are.