Quoting April♥:" atleast he didn't poop on you."
Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:" LOL!! This was great, gave me a good laugh. Sorry though OP. I'm sure its not as funny to you right now, ... [snip!] ... but just think. Later on in life when he's getting sassy with you and he has a date over, you can always tell this story lol."
Quoting RIPmysweetbaby:" Lol, I laughed after because he just started cracking up"