Cats and God's judgment

I've heard several times that HIV and AIDS is God's judgement on us humans for living in sin and denying him.

Well, cats also get AIDS and FIV (same as HIV, but in cats). These diseases are only spreadable through cats and cannot be spread to any other species. Humans did not give cats AIDS and FIV, so if AIDS and such are God's judgement, what have cats done to deserve his punishment?

Did one of them scratch Jesus or something?

thank you for this....it gave me my end of the work day giggle.

Cats are the devil so they get to have HIV

Yep God hates kittens. FACT.

It's a punishment from their Cat God Chevus. Out there wandering the streets looking for any stray to pick up, dirty sinful bastards they are.

<blockquote><b>Quoting TrixieGirl:</b>" thank you for this....it gave me my end of the work day giggle. Cats are the devil so they get to have HIV"</blockquote>




I aim to please.  

<blockquote><b>Quoting xTJ:</b>" It's a punishment from their Cat God Chevus. Out there wandering the streets looking for any stray to pick up, dirty sinful bastards they are."</blockquote>




Bet they don't even use protection. For shame!

<blockquote><b>Quoting xTJ:</b>" It's a punishment from their Cat God Chevus. Out there wandering the streets looking for any stray to pick up, dirty sinful bastards they are."</blockquote>




Not to mention all those unwed mother cats, having baby after baby and not even knowing who the daddies are.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Minion:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting xTJ:</b>" It's a punishment from their Cat God Chevus. Out there ... [snip!] ... Not to mention all those unwed mother cats, having baby after baby and not even knowing who the daddies are."</blockquote>




Not to mention kittens from the same pregnancy can have multiple Fathers, the ultimate dirty sinful bastards. I'm surprised Chevus didn't reign FIV upon all of them! Lol

also ... incest.

our cats humped... mother and son. sick stuff.

although they never did get kitty aids.

Quoting Minion:" I've heard several times that HIV and AIDS is God's judgement on us humans for living in sin and denying ... [snip!] ... AIDS and such are God's judgement, what have cats done to deserve his punishment? Did one of them scratch Jesus or something?"

My husband would tell you it's because one of them puked his shoe. Because that's exactly what my cat did to my husband the other day and he was not very happy about it!