In the mind of a 3-year old

Kieran: Mom, a boy at daycare said his mom feeds his baby sister from her BOOBS. That's not true.... Right?

Me: Well honey.. That is true. It's called breastfeeding. When new babies are born mommies can feed the baby with milk that comes out of their boobs. When you were a baby you drank milk from mommy too!

Kieran: WHAT?! No I did not. I do NOT remember doing that.

Me: Well you did. And it helped make you so big and strong and healthy.

Kieran: Hmm.... *silence*.... Do sandwiches come out of there too?

Me (Laughing): No baby, just milk!

*About a minute goes by in silence*

Kieran: Mom, what happens when we die?



OHHHH the brain of a 3-year old. Gotta love this age.

Awwe too funny. This is why I love teaching preschool  

Hahaha.
Toddlers sure do keep life interesting.

Lol. How funny

hahahah That is AWESOME

I wish my tits made sandwiches.

The sandwiches question literally made me laugh out loud! Your kid says the most awesome things!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mama MacGyver*:</b>" Kieran: Mom, a boy at daycare said his mom feeds his baby sister from her BOOBS. That's not true.... ... [snip!] ... a minute goes by in silence* Kieran: Mom, what happens when we die? OHHHH the brain of a 3-year old. Gotta love this age."</blockquote>
Omg- that is so funny