I will punch you in the face
posted 2nd Mar
Stayed out at my other BFFs bachelorette party last night until just a bit after 11. Not too late. Came home and was pretty exhausted though. After finally falling asleep around 2 am, my DH woke me up at 4 for morning sex! And we had just had sex hours ago! Fugh. I know I've complained about this in the past... Love sex, but once he wakes me that's that, so I don't really see a solution...
I guess I'm just posting to vent. I feel so horrible today! Exhausted, feeling pukey, feeling dazed, just absolutely zombified. I honestly feel like I might if I had been slipped drugs!
35 weeks and I've just had enough.
End vent.
quoteposted 2nd Mar
Puke on his side of the bed. Every day.
quoteposted 2nd Mar
<blockquote><b>Quoting SaucyPoppet:</b>" Puke on his side of the bed. Every day."</blockquote>
Bwahahahaha! I love it!
quoteposted 2nd Mar
smurf that. i'd kick my DH in his balls if he attempted to wake me up for sex.
quotesmurfs?posted 2nd Mar
Quoting SaucyPoppet:" Puke on his side of the bed. Every day."
Lol yes! Do eeetttt hahaha
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Oklahomaposted 2nd Mar
That is so damn rude. I have problems sleeping, my SO wouldn't even think about it. He has mentioned waking up horny and wanting to wake me up, I told him to go jerk off into the toilet and cry himself to sleep
quoteposted 2nd Mar
My fiancé has something called sexomnia..which is like sleep walking but instead of walking he has sex, never remembers the next day and it drives me insane! It never lasts long at all. He finishes and turns over and then I am wide awake and pissed. It's funny sometimes when he grabs the blankets and goes to town on them I just lmao..but sucks when I gotta wash the sheets after..he hasn't done it in a while thank god
quoteposted 2nd Mar
<blockquote><b>Quoting Mrs.Whiteman:</b>" My fiancé has something called sexomnia..which is like sleep walking but instead of walking he has sex, ... [snip!] ... and goes to town on them I just lmao..but sucks when I gotta wash the sheets after..he hasn't done it in a while thank god"</blockquote>
Lol. Sounds made up.
quoteposted 2nd Mar
<blockquote><b>Quoting Kimber-lily:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting Mrs.Whiteman:</b>" My fiancé has something called sexomnia..which ... [snip!] ... sucks when I gotta wash the sheets after..he hasn't done it in a while thank god"</blockquote> Lol. Sounds made up."</blockquote>
I wish it was.
quoteposted 2nd Mar
<blockquote><b>Quoting SaucyPoppet:</b>" That is so damn rude. I have problems sleeping, my SO wouldn't even think about it. He has mentioned ... [snip!] ... He has mentioned waking up horny and wanting to wake me up, I told him to go jerk off into the toilet and cry himself to sleep"</blockquote>
I think I like you
quoteposted 2nd Mar
<blockquote><b>Quoting Mrs.Whiteman:</b>" My fiancé has something called sexomnia..which is like sleep walking but instead of walking he has sex, ... [snip!] ... and goes to town on them I just lmao..but sucks when I gotta wash the sheets after..he hasn't done it in a while thank god"</blockquote>
I watched this on either TLC or discovery awhile back. That's crazy! Glad DH isn't suffering from this or I would lose my mind
quoteposted 2nd Mar
<blockquote><b>Quoting Safka9973:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting Mrs.Whiteman:</b>" My fiancé has something called sexomnia..which ... [snip!] ... watched this on either TLC or discovery awhile back. That's crazy! Glad DH isn't suffering from this or I would lose my mind"</blockquote>
I never knew it existed until I got with my fiancé. At first I thought he just liked late night sex..
quoteposted 2nd Mar
Yeh it's a real thing LOL
Have you tried putting a body pillow between you two so he's less likely to get all up in ya? I would just flee LOL
quoteposted 2nd Mar
<blockquote><b>Quoting SaucyPoppet:</b>" Yeh it's a real thing LOL Have you tried putting a body pillow between you two so he's less likely to get all up in ya? I would just flee LOL"</blockquote>
There was a few times he got the blanket which was sooo funny. Sometimes if I hit him he will stop but most the time I just let him get it over with. It happened a lot when we first got together, now it only happens like 2 times a month
quoteposted 2nd Mar
I always tell SO that as long as he doesn't wake me up I don't care what he does
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