Kids say the darnedest things.

Sorry for the double post for those of you also on my FB.

So. We were sitting down to eat dinner when Alyssa decides to count family members. She says, "There are 2 girls and 3 boys."

Before I could respond Aaron says, "Who is the other boy?"

Alyssa: "Oh. He is hiding in your room." (Aaron just got home from work a little bit ago.)

By now I am laughing my ass off thinking, "Where does this child get her imagination?"
Before anyone can say anything else she continues, "Sylvester (The cat) is hiding in your guys' room."

Aaron and I had a good laugh about it.  

They really do!

The other day I gave my 3 yr old some strawberries, and she went into thE living room and sat on the couch and ate them while watching TV.

I look over and her plate is empty except for one littlE piece of strawberry sitting I the couch. I ask her why that strawberry was sitting on my couch, and she replies,
"I don't know, it's tired." I just started rolling.... Lol

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" They really do! The other day I gave my 3 yr old some strawberries, and she went into thE living room ... [snip!] ... her why that strawberry was sitting on my couch, and she replies, "I don't know, it's tired." I just started rolling.... Lol"

OMG LOL..    

They say the wildest of things.

My daughter has been on a roll with it today. She decided to write her name on her bedroom door.

So I sat down and talked to her about it. (In 4 years it is her first offense with writing on the walls).

Anyways, she said. "I didn't write on the walls mom. The walls are for everyone. I wrote on the door because it belongs to me."

This kid trips me out!

Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:" OMG LOL..     They say the wildest of things. My daughter has been on a roll with it today. ... [snip!] ... write on the walls mom. The walls are for everyone. I wrote on the door because it belongs to me." This kid trips me out!"

She's doing better than my daughter, she's 3.5 and has almost all her walls in her room written in black sharpie. :/

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" She's doing better than my daughter, she's 3.5 and has almost all her walls in her room written in black sharpie. :/"

Oh no!!   Thankfully all I had to worry about was washable marker. Sounds like you have your work cut out for you.

Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:" Oh no!!   Thankfully all I had to worry about was washable marker. Sounds like you have your work cut out for you."

It's my MIL's fault. She babysits while we both work, and she lets them do WHATEVER the hell they want. Ugh....

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" It's my MIL's fault. She babysits while we both work, and she lets them do WHATEVER the hell they want. Ugh...."

That would drive me nuts!! Get back at her.. Make her babysit at her place.  

Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:" That would drive me nuts!! Get back at her.. Make her babysit at her place.  "

can't happen.   She lives in a 3-room efficiency apartment, and she also comes here to get my son off the bus from school.

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" can't happen.   She lives in a 3-room efficiency apartment, and she also comes here to get my son off the bus from school."

It was worth a shot.

I am a revenge type person. I will do little things here and there to inconvenience a person who is giving me a "Hard time."