Quoting SaucyPoppet:" Do you really really want to do it and he's opposed or what? lol I have never asked mine if I could ... [snip!] ... of a guy covering himself with a sheet cowering as you yelled, "LET ME LICK YOUR BUM!" as he shrieks "nooo pleeease not thattt""
Quoting Rach ϟ Slytherin:" He won't let me anywhere near it. It's one of his phobias so i'm always telling him that one of these days i'm gonna do him in the butt with a strap on. "