OMFG

DH just comes out, props a leg up on the couch and starts grinding and humping the air. I was like OMGWTF are you doing hahaha and he's all I'm trying to get you aroused. Be like Channing Tatum. Wanna Smurf? Hahaha No. In a little bit.

Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:" DH just comes out, props a leg up on the couch and starts grinding and humping the air. I was like OMGWTF ... [snip!] ... you doing hahaha and he's all I'm trying to get you aroused. Be like Channing Tatum. Wanna Smurf? Hahaha No. In a little bit. "

ahahha i think that's my favorite part  

LOL lucky! I was trying to jump my DH bones for hours and he just says he doesn't feel like it.

LOL That is kinda cute. Go get it!

Ahahaha  

LMFAO

Thanks for the good laugh! My Mikey does stuff like that too haha too funny

I will get some around 3 am.

lol that sounds like the smurf my SO does

lol I can picture my dh doing that! too funny!

Quoting κατι:" LOL That is kinda cute. Go get it!"

We've already done it three times today. AND he didn't pull out the first time   Mr. Doesn't want anymore kids DMeh, maybe we'll get a girl  

Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:" LOL lucky! I was trying to jump my DH bones for hours and he just says he doesn't feel like it. "

Touch his penis. Pretty sure if he gets a hard on he'll change his mind 

Lucky! My Dh never comes on to me. I would love that! 

Quoting Let the rain fall:" I will get some around 3 am."

Not too much longer? Sex is awesome!

Quoting 1inpink2inblue:" Lucky! My Dh never comes on to me. I would love that! "

Awww. That's sad.  

Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:" Touch his penis. Pretty sure if he gets a hard on he'll change his mind "

I wish! He gets a hard on thanks to me close to 20 times a day. He then slaps my hand away. *cries* I've done everything I can minus tying him down. lol