re: OMFG

<blockquote><b>Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:</b>" I wish! He gets a hard on thanks to me close to 20 times a day. He then slaps my hand away. *cries* I've done everything I can minus tying him down. lol"</blockquote>




Some men like that ;)

Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:" I wish! He gets a hard on thanks to me close to 20 times a day. He then slaps my hand away. *cries* I've done everything I can minus tying him down. lol"

Awwww.

Quoting ~Raylan's Mama~:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:</b>" I wish! He gets a hard on thanks to ... [snip!] ... slaps my hand away. *cries* I've done everything I can minus tying him down. lol"</blockquote> Some men like that ;)"

I wish mine did! I swear I have the only man who hates sex. >.< And I'm a total nympho. An involuntary celibate nympho xD

<blockquote><b>Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:</b>" I wish mine did! I swear I have the only man who hates sex. >.< And I'm a total nympho. An involuntary celibate nympho xD "</blockquote>


Lol well that sucks! That's why my SO is 5 years younger than me lol he has a good sex drive and sometimes I can still outdo him! Haha

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:</b>" We've already done it three times today. AND he didn't pull out the first time   Mr. Doesn't want anymore kids DMeh, maybe we'll get a girl  "</blockquote>


How the hell do you find the time for that with 3 kids????

Quoting ~Raylan's Mama~:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:</b>" I wish mine did! I swear I have the ... [snip!] ... that sucks! That's why my SO is 5 years younger than me lol he has a good sex drive and sometimes I can still outdo him! Haha"

Lol mine is almost 5 yrs older than me xD. Maybe that's where I went wrong lol!

Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:" We've already done it three times today. AND he didn't pull out the first time   Mr. Doesn't want anymore kids DMeh, maybe we'll get a girl  "

3 times already? I envy you so much right now lol.

Quoting ~Raylan's Mama~:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:</b>" We've already done it three times ... [snip!] ... anymore kids DMeh, maybe we'll get a girl  "</blockquote> How the hell do you find the time for that with 3 kids????"

In the shower, a quickie when the kids are occupied, usually at nap time with Elijah is watching TV and after they are in bed. Sometimes it's right before he leaves for work and again when he comes to bed. We used to just pull over on the side of the road- before kids. 

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:</b>" In the shower, a quickie when the kids are occupied, usually at nap time with Elijah is watching TV and ... [snip!] ... before he leaves for work and again when he comes to bed. We used to just pull over on the side of the road- before kids. "</blockquote>


Y'all are crazy!!! Lol

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:</b>" In the shower, a quickie when the kids are occupied, usually at nap time with Elijah is watching TV and ... [snip!] ... before he leaves for work and again when he comes to bed. We used to just pull over on the side of the road- before kids. "</blockquote>




Oh no... I seriously couldn't handle that.

Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:" LOL lucky! I was trying to jump my DH bones for hours and he just says he doesn't feel like it. "

Your avi totally goes along with this, that's how it was when I was pregnant. He didn't wanna "knock the baby's head". Wtf ever...I just laughed and was like, TRUST ME, it's nowhere big enough. I love being witty and a smart ass 

Thats almost what SO does. His is more like, just pulls down the pants, whips the dick out, and plops down like I'm gonna hop on.

Quoting Rydicule91:" Thats almost what SO does. His is more like, just pulls down the pants, whips the dick out, and plops down like I'm gonna hop on. "

I'd act like a kitty and smack it haha

omg I wouldve died laughing LOL Would not have aroused me but it wouldve made me LOL for sure XD

<blockquote><b>Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:</b>" I'd act like a kitty and smack it haha"</blockquote>




OMG I'm dying!! I am so taking that idea