Need bedroom "fashion" advice lol

So DH just texted me saying "have something naughty, and I mean naughty, on when I get home ;)" he's said something like this before and I put on one of my little lingerie sets and he said he was expecting something different. Like what? Lol I have no other sexy or "naughty" things to wear lol what the heck should I do? I know he likes the daisy duke look, but none of my jeans fit since I lost weight after baby so they'd look awful if I cut them into short shorts lol ahhhh idk what to do. I'm not a sexy person at all and have noooo fashion sense really.

Maybe I should just be naked when he gets home?
Any advice? Lol

Throw some strips of bacon (cooked of course) on you, and you're all set.

Nude.... That seems to be what all men want then no hassle with clothes. Could always do an RP thing if he is into that kind of thing.  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Incognito Ninja™:</b>" Throw some strips of bacon (cooked of course) on you, and you're all set."</blockquote>



I wish he would do that then I'd want it more lmao

Go for the whipped cream. youre all set.

Naked works well... or just heels on... that works well.. I think (so far) DH's favorite bedroom apparel of mine was the night he came home and I was wearing nothing but these crazy tall studded cage heels... it was a good night to say the least ;)

Quoting *Duhhh-nita*:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Incognito Ninja™:</b>" Throw some strips of bacon (cooked of ... [snip!] ... bacon (cooked of course) on you, and you're all set."</blockquote> I wish he would do that then I'd want it more lmao"

 

Get some big hair and slutty make up and tall heels.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Let the rain fall:</b>" Nude.... That seems to be what all men want then no hassle with clothes. Could always do an RP thing if he is into that kind of thing.  "</blockquote>




I texted him back and asked what exactly he wanted me to wear and he said "make some daisy dukes and put on a tank top" lol -__- guess I'll just find my smallest pair of jeans and try it out but it's not gonna look right since I have no ass anymore lol

Does he have a ny button up shirts? If so that unbuttoned no bra and some booty shorts maybe some heels.

I'd be totally naked with some hot she's or boots on  !

Naked with heels and a nice "statement" necklace, slutty makeup, and sexy tousled hair  

Apron on naked underneath ;)

Thanks ladies!
I made some short cutoffs that don't look half bad, found a white tank, and my nice black lacy, push up bra/panties set. After DS goes to bed I'm gonna do my hair and get all made up.  

I hope he likes it! It's not often he asks me to get all made up just for some naughty time.