Quoting Pusherman:" Let's make it worse. The 4 guys in the cave are a doctor, a doula, a midwife and the pregnant woman's ... [snip!] ... is her husband. Hiker B is her brother. Whoever climbs down risks falling to their untimely death into the pool of dead bodies."

LMAO.

I want to know why her husband and doctor thought it would be a brilliant idea to push her out of the cave when it was obvious her head and shoulders wouldn't get through it-- and with a big ol' belly! WTF.

And why would they pick a cave near the water? This whole situation and all the vomit could have been avoided if they picked a cave in the woods. That way when it collapsed they could just eat each other.

Quoting The Doctor:" LMAO. I want to know why her husband and doctor thought it would be a brilliant idea to push her out ... [snip!] ... vomit could have been avoided if they picked a cave in the woods. That way when it collapsed they could just eat each other."

They wanted to feel the ambiance of the gentle waves sloshing against the outside of the cave.

Quoting Pusherman:" They wanted to feel the ambiance of the gentle waves sloshing against the outside of the cave. "

When they knew that tide was going to come in, cave collapsed or not?!

That's so silly of them! These people are so comical. haha

Quoting Pusherman:" Let's make it worse. The 4 guys in the cave are a doctor, a doula, a midwife and the pregnant woman's ... [snip!] ... is her husband. Hiker B is her brother. Whoever climbs down risks falling to their untimely death into the pool of dead bodies."

How do you come up with this stuff haha... I want to know where all these pregnant women live because I need to move there and drink the water :-)

Quoting The Doctor:" When they knew that tide was going to come in, cave collapsed or not?! That's so silly of them! These people are so comical. haha"

LOL yeah. They only expected the labor to take 6 hours but it actually took 11, and that's why.

Also, in the process of mayhem, and everyone trying to get out of the cave, a stalactite fell down and pierced the doula's eye. So she is 1/2 blind.

Quoting *beck-i* {JAS08}:" How do you come up with this stuff haha... I want to know where all these pregnant women live because I need to move there and drink the water :-)"

Presumably near an ocean.  

Quoting The Doctor:" When they knew that tide was going to come in, cave collapsed or not?! That's so silly of them! These people are so comical. haha"

Maybe they were stupid people.  

Quoting Minion:" Maybe they were stupid people.  "

Seems pretty obvious no matter how you slice it, IMO. hehehe.

Only guy that was smart was the one with the dynamite. He wins for being prepared for a cave collapse, and why the hell, if the cave collapsed, would they try and shove someone through before using the dynamite?

This whole thing... ahhhh. Fun.

Quoting The Doctor:" Seems pretty obvious no matter how you slice it, IMO. hehehe. Only guy that was smart was the one ... [snip!] ... if the cave collapsed, would they try and shove someone through before using the dynamite? This whole thing... ahhhh. Fun."

It's all a conspiracy. They found out that the pregnant woman was pregnant with another man's child. They want to murder her and make it look like a cover up. They also took out a $5 million dollar life insurance policy on her.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW. None of them are stupid except the pregnant woman, who actually believes that the tide is coming! They live in central Nebrasaka...there is no tide!

Edit: Make it look like an accident..not a cover up. lol

Quoting Pusherman:" It's all a conspiracy. They found out that the pregnant woman was pregnant with another man's child. ... [snip!] ... except the pregnant woman, who actually believes that the tide is coming! They live in central Nebrasaka...there is no tide!"

Bahahaha!!!!!

Quoting Pusherman:" It's all a conspiracy. They found out that the pregnant woman was pregnant with another man's child. ... [snip!] ... except the pregnant woman, who actually believes that the tide is coming! They live in central Nebrasaka...there is no tide!"

I thought you told me to move to the ocean because that is where all the pregnant ladies are?? I think you are trying to get me mixed into this mess now! How dare you!

Quoting *beck-i* {JAS08}:" I thought you told me to move to the ocean because that is where all the pregnant ladies are?? I think you are trying to get me mixed into this mess now! How dare you!"

I'm trying to keep you away from Nebraska! They are all murderers who will kill a pregnant lady for some life insurance!

Quoting Pusherman:" I'm trying to keep you away from Nebraska! They are all murderers who will kill a pregnant lady for some life insurance!"

Oh ok that makes me feel a bit better :-) but I am not pregnant so I guess I would be safe anyways haha

Quoting The Doctor:" But 5 people and a pregnant lady getting through and not able to get out?! That's.... some pretty impressive smurf right there. Like... magic contracting cave. OMG, wait. Are they in a uterus?"

lmao