Embarrassing wardrobe malfunctions

Her entire outfit is a malfunction if you ask me, but damn, I would be mortified.




I ripped my jeans once in high school, they got caught on a piece of metal sticking out of a chair. I was so embarrassed at the time but thinking back now it wasn't that big of a deal. At least I was wearing underwear!

Have you ever had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction?

No, I haven't.

And that girl... that's just all kinds of wrong.

Quoting bbbt:" Her entire outfit is a malfunction if you ask me, but damn, I would be mortified. I ripped my jeans ... [snip!] ... now it wasn't that big of a deal. At least I was wearing underwear! Have you ever had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction? "

OMG WTF!

Never anything as embarrassing as those pics thank god!!! I wear something we normal people call underwear, lmao! DD has tried to flash the world my boobs many a time, though.   Blasted spawn, lol.

wow, poor girl. that totally sucks.

omg are they really at some party and not telling her just taking pictures?

how does she not knowwww???? lol

Damn, wax that beav.

Quoting ღFrodoliciousღ:" OMG WTF! Never anything as embarrassing as those pics thank god!!! I wear something we normal people ... [snip!] ... normal people call underwear, lmao! DD has tried to flash the world my boobs many a time, though.   Blasted spawn, lol. "

Lol no nip slips allowed!

Quoting cunning cuniculi:" omg are they really at some party and not telling her just taking pictures? how does she not knowwww???? lol"

I feel like I would notice a breeze or something.

Quoting bbbt:" Lol no nip slips allowed! "

Nip slip hell! This kid was going for full frontal, hardcore porn titties! I have DDs, almost DDDs, when she pulls some out she pulls a LOT out! And she used to get PISSED when I'd move her from my shirt that she was trying to pull off, too!

That is horrifying. And where are her panties??!?!

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" Damn, wax that beav."

  I just laughed so loud SO jumped while playing call of duty.  

Quoting ღFrodoliciousღ:" Nip slip hell! This kid was going for full frontal, hardcore porn titties! I have DDs, almost DDDs, ... [snip!] ... some out she pulls a LOT out! And she used to get PISSED when I'd move her from my shirt that she was trying to pull off, too!"

Well they're her magnificent milk dispensers and she doesn't understand why something of such vital importance to her survival has to be hidden. She just wants to share, aww!

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" Damn, wax that beav."

lol, no kidding! I think her overgrowth is more embarrassing than the wardrobe malfunction.

Quoting bbbt:" Well they're her magnificent milk dispensers and she doesn't understand why something of such vital importance to her survival has to be hidden. She just wants to share, aww! "

I freaking FFed her because she had issues with latch and I had no one to help me with her latch and her failure to thrive at that point, and wasn't as educated as I am now about the subject! So I have no idea WHY she was all over my milk jugs!

 

For the record, now that I've learned what I learned from this site, I'm going to BF baby 2 when we decide to TTC. I know who to call for help with latch issues that may arise next time. <3 You bitches are really informative, you know that!  

her crotch matches her fur vest..so maybe it wasn't an accident..maybe she's at a really effed up party lol.