Omfg I'm dying. Lmfao.

-randomly talking about cock size with SO-

Me: I'm very satisfied. I'd be more satisfied if we had sex more often though.
SO: I'd be more satisfied if you'd let me put it in your butt more.
Me:I told you you can whenever you want, dummy.
SO: But it won't fit. =[
Me:You gotta push it baby!

I don't know why, but this just killed me. Hahahahahaa. I lost my mind when I said "Can I put that on Facebook?" and he said "No, but you can put it on Babygaga."

Lmao! Sorry, just tired, so this convo was probably a lot funnier than it should have been. His face was soooo sad when he sad this..poor thing!

There's a page on FB called "Smurf my Husband Says". This NEEDS to be submitted.

Quoting Elle With Three &1/2:" There's a page on FB called "Smurf my Husband Says". This NEEDS to be submitted."

I've contemplated starting a thread on here for that lol

Quoting Elle With Three &1/2:" There's a page on FB called "Smurf my Husband Says". This NEEDS to be submitted."

Can you link me?   Even if I don't submit, that sounds like something we'd like to read.

I've never had anal sex, and to put it mildly, the girls he has done it with have "gotten around". He tried to tell me I didn't have a butthole the first time we tried it. Lmao!

Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" I've contemplated starting a thread on here for that lol"

Do it.   Also, you'd love my new SO. He's a hardcore Whovian. :3

https://www.facebook.com/#!/SmurfHusbandSays?fref=ts

Quoting The Andromeda Strain:" Do it.   Also, you'd love my new SO. He's a hardcore Whovian. :3"

I just got a Jeep Patriot today and eventually going to paint it blue and I am thinking of putting "Police box" across the back.

Quoting The Andromeda Strain:" -randomly talking about cock size with SO- Me: I'm very satisfied. I'd be more satisfied if we had sex ... [snip!] ... tired, so this convo was probably a lot funnier than it should have been. His face was soooo sad when he sad this..poor thing!"

NO such thing as not fitting. My BD was very large and it only fit when I was relaxed.... lol same with even the tiny guys... butt muscles are a interesting. lol

You can try lotion, slipped right in....
But i didn't like itt

Quoting Is that still my name?:" NO such thing as not fitting. My BD was very large and it only fit when I was relaxed.... lol same with even the tiny guys... butt muscles are a interesting. lol"

Lol he's just scared of hurting me. I was like "Go on in, it's fine!". He worries about my FMS a lot but I don't think it would be a problem with anal.

Quoting The Andromeda Strain:" Lol he's just scared of hurting me. I was like "Go on in, it's fine!". He worries about my FMS a lot but I don't think it would be a problem with anal."

lol!