Quoting ☮ Phuket:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Mama♥Breezy:</b>" Ew.....what's wrong with a good ol' ... [snip!] ... wrong with a good ol' blowjob? "</blockquote> Nothing, trying to make it better. Guess it was stupid idea...."
Not a stupid idea! Don't let others discourage you! I know you are trying to spice things up. I have never tried the altoids, BUT... I have done pop rocks, ice and starburst. The pop rocks and ice are usually a hit. The starburst is more for me so I don't gag LMAO. Ever since my 1st pregnancy my gag reflex is AWFUL... damn hyperemisis!
Anyway, you could also try flavored tingling lube... you can get that at an adult shop, but not sure how you'd go with all your kiddos lol.