re: Infant and chocolate milk

My 3 year old is awake right now, i'm ready for her to go to bed, so I think i'm about to give her some vodka. Totally ok, right?

Quoting Momma +2 Girls:" 6 months? I started LO on that smurf before we left the hospital. Nothing like a little choc syrup mixed ... [snip!] ... nurse her. When she was done id shake her up a little bit so i knew for sure the choc mixed well. Worked like a charm! ;)"

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Quoting fertile mertile:" My 3 year old is awake right now, i'm ready for her to go to bed, so I think i'm about to give her some vodka. Totally ok, right?"

Give her a xanax brownie too.

Quoting fertile mertile:" My 3 year old is awake right now, i'm ready for her to go to bed, so I think i'm about to give her some vodka. Totally ok, right?"

Vodka is a little too strong for the little ones. I would start with wine coolers.

Quoting fertile mertile:" My 3 year old is awake right now, i'm ready for her to go to bed, so I think i'm about to give her some vodka. Totally ok, right?"

No   You give her benadryl. Vodka is for when she hits elementary school

Quoting fertile mertile:" My 3 year old is awake right now, i'm ready for her to go to bed, so I think i'm about to give her some vodka. Totally ok, right?"

rum dewd rum

I did not realize this was a joke until I figured out who you were lol

Quoting fertile mertile:" My 3 year old is awake right now, i'm ready for her to go to bed, so I think i'm about to give her some vodka. Totally ok, right?"

Absolutely! Mix it with some juice tho!

Quoting fertile mertile:" My 3 year old is awake right now, i'm ready for her to go to bed, so I think i'm about to give her some vodka. Totally ok, right?"

Wait a sec.. Your DD is 3 years old and doesn't know how to do a bong rip yet?

You're slacking.

A bong rip should make her nice and sleepy.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Amelia Margaret:</b>" Vodka is a little too strong for the little ones. I would start with wine coolers."</blockquote>




Eli is a beer guy him a daddy like to kick back with some brewskis and clean the lint out of their belly buttons after dinner every night. Male bonding ya know?

Quoting Amelia Margaret:" Vodka is a little too strong for the little ones. I would start with wine coolers."

wine coolers are for babies! she's 3 vodka is fine

<blockquote><b>Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:</b>" Wait a sec.. Your DD is 3 years old and doesn't know how to do a bong rip yet? You're slacking. A bong rip should make her nice and sleepy."</blockquote>


LMAO

<blockquote><b>Quoting Blair Waldorf (SuperKink):</b>" Shaken, not stirred. Awesome parenting."</blockquote>



Yup! I could tell she loved it from the way she screamed and cried for more.

Quoting SAFFY™:" Give her a xanax brownie too."

Oh she'd love that.

<blockquote><b>Quoting I AM TRON:</b>" I JUST DIED!!   "</blockquote>