Best Valentine's Day status..

Best I've seen so far is my mom's.
"That awkward moment when your Valentine goes all out and you didn't even shave your legs.   Happy Valentine's Day to all!" I'm curious as to what my dad got her. Usually he calls me a week before begging me for ideas.

LOL!

The best one I have seen is "If you were a booger, I'd pick you"  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Yellow Diamond:</b>" LOL! The best one I have seen is "If you were a booger, I'd pick you"  "</blockquote>




Hahaha ewww

Quoting Yellow Diamond:" LOL! The best one I have seen is "If you were a booger, I'd pick you"  "

Hahahaha!!
Nice, but gross. That'd be something DH would say.

Best I've seen is...

Roses are red. The hulk is green. I'd totally smash you. If you know what I mean.