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I'd smurfing slap SO if he ever said smurf like that to me. How rude.

Quoting TnT+1:" I'd smurfing slap SO if he ever said smurf like that to me. How rude."

For real.

Omg hed never ever get anal again...EVER!

Yeah.
Totally happened to me too.
We used a condom but when SO pulled it off there was poop on there and he smelled it.. I could have just died right there.

What the hell did he think would happen? It is where you poop from doesn't he know?

That would never be happening again if I let SO do it and he acted like that.

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Quoting Summer+[two]:" Omg hed never ever get anal again...EVER!"

This too. He isn't even my SO, and i'm still a little pissed for you lmao

Ack, my friends boyfriend told her to relax and... boom. Yeah, not a pretty moment, she said. We were all in highschool (her BF wasn't) so.. yeah. I felt so bad for her but everyone STILL makes comments once in a while.

But, that is one of the reasons I say no effing way.

I'm sorry OP   I would be disgusted with HIM for being a douche.

Quoting Ole' No Name:" Yeah. Totally happened to me too. We used a condom but when SO pulled it off there was poop on there and he smelled it.. I could have just died right there."

He smelled it?! *dies*

Quoting Holly+Jon=Alice:" He smelled it?! *dies*"

What the smurf,lol.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Holly+Jon=Alice:</b>" He smelled it?! *dies*"</blockquote>



I was so smurfing mortified.
Like it's gross enough my poop came out but smelling it.. Really?!

Quoting Ole' No Name:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Holly+Jon=Alice:</b>" He smelled it?! *dies*"</blockquote> ... [snip!] ... *dies*"</blockquote> I was so smurfing mortified. Like it's gross enough my poop came out but smelling it.. Really?!"

Lmao   I'd want to die, DH got me to do anal a few times and now won't quit bugging me about it, he keeps telling me i like it when in fact i know i don't.

porn stars fast for a couple days and do cleanses so its nice an pretty on camera

Quoting Loka Lokita (1 :" If you've ever had anal, has anything ever come out besides his dick? I just tried it for my "boyfriend" ... [snip!] ... and he is listing everything I ate for dinner now because he got smurf on his dick. I told him its an exit only :/ I'm so upset"

He sounds rather immature. Honestly, what did he expect to happen? has he never had sex with a woman on her period? Same concept. I wouldn't be embarassed. Let him be embarassed that he is acting like a 15yr old punk,