Smu*f my husband says...

So last night after having sex DH turns to me and says, "I don't know how to put this, but you make different noises. Like most girls sound fake. I don't know, you just have an...elegant way of moaning."
Whaaaaat? Lol
I looked at him. Laughed. And asked how in the world moaning can be elegant. He, thankfully, laughed with me and said, "Dunno. That's the best way I can describe it."

Ohhhhh hubs. Lol

What kinda crazy/funny/weird things has your SO/BD/DH said? (Doesn't have to be about sex. Can be about anything.)
 

SO always says, "I know that dude! We went to different schools together."    

last night we ordered takeout and I asked him if I could have his pickle..he looked at me and smiled and said not until later. so I went to bed and send him a joking text saying I'll take my pickle now and he replies with there's a big game on right now...its really stressful in tbis last quRter... im so glad we got cable...not haha

<blockquote><b>Quoting Blair Waldorf (SuperKink):</b>" SO always says, "I know that dude! We went to different schools together."    "</blockquote>




Hahaha. Good one.

Quoting Blair Waldorf (SuperKink):" SO always says, "I know that dude! We went to different schools together."    "

my husband does that also! and then tries to give key features about the person when he has no clue who they are lol.

That and he tries to give his body and looks way to much props lol. Like he will constantly compare himself to extremely sexy movie stars lol.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Blair Waldorf (SuperKink):</b>" SO always says, "I know that dude! We went to different schools together."    "</blockquote>




Lol!
Sounds like something I would say.