Last night I was seeeeeeriously struggling on the toilet I mean I felt like my whole bottom half of my body was going to tear apart with the massive rock hard poop i needed to do.
I managed a little lol then went in to DH and said to him 'if I had have known I was constipated I wouldnt have even gone to the doctors, I didnt know I had this massive beast growing inside me'
He turned around and said 'dont talk about my kid like that' and I told him I was referring to my poop.
Eh, we thought it was hilarious anyways now I know why Ive been in so much pain, I didnt even realise I was constipated because Ive been having more then regular bowel movements lately. Oh well. Lots of juice for me.