the things kids say/do

what are some of the things your kids say or do that make you go seriously??

my DD asks people when the last time the bathed, brushed their hair, washed their clothes brushed their teeth.. I dont know why she does that, but at the same time it makes go why do you need to know. lol

oldest dear son. hates the sheet on his bed. and he uses a couch pillow. for a pillow. even though i change their sheet everyother day and got him a new pillow. thinking maybe he just didnt like the old one. nope he just likes the couch pillow..

my youngest DS always says stop your giving me a headache! and when i change his diaper ive always said "come here you need a new butt" and im guessing he just realized what i was saying. cause he now says. I dont need a new butt i like my butt.

what are some of the weird/cute things your children say or do.

So many I wish I'd written them down. My middle daughter has said some recently one being that she was talking about a boy in her class and my husband said is that a boy and I said yeah and he said you better not be talking to any boys (joking) She said he's not my friend daddy and he said good, and then she said he's my boyfriend lol! And then the other day she was talking about candy and my husband said you don't ever need to eat candy it's bad for you and she said but it sure is yummy, just the way she said it was cute  

We took my little brother to a holiday resort.My mum walked out of a shop with him which was on a backstreet and had a go at him for being naughty.He turned round to these strangers and said ''she stole me''.
Couldn't even get mad at him, it was just too funny.

Quoting Kayleigh-louise Moran:" We took my little brother to a holiday resort.My mum walked out of a shop with him which was on a backstreet ... [snip!] ... naughty.He turned round to these strangers and said ''she stole me''. Couldn't even get mad at him, it was just too funny."

LOL I bet that was the best. I would have died if my kid did that to me.

Quoting Elena Gilbert:" LOL I bet that was the best. I would have died if my kid did that to me."

My mum went bright red, I had to walk away, was too funny  

Quoting Mandy and her girls!~:" So many I wish I'd written them down. My middle daughter has said some recently one being that she was ... [snip!] ... said you don't ever need to eat candy it's bad for you and she said but it sure is yummy, just the way she said it was cute  "

aww lol. thats so cute! my DD has a little boy in her class that just loves her. DH is always calling him names and she gets down right mad at him. lol he hates that a boy likes his little sister.

Quoting Kayleigh-louise Moran:" My mum went bright red, I had to walk away, was too funny  "

I bet it was   that is great.

I took my son with me to the college bookstore to buy my books for school and as we were walking up to the building he screams "yo momma you farted" in front of a lot of college kids standing outside. and the tone of voice he used was like a black man when really he has a little country accent. I have no idea where he learned that from but it was pretty funny

My daughter is extremely sassy and argues with her cartoons when she is in a bad mood. That always makes me laugh.

Lately she has been asking people if they have tooties or wee wees. She also asks women with little babies if their babies eat boobies.

And the one that still makes my grandmother laugh every time she thinks about it: When my daughter pooped on the potty recently, she noticed that her stools were different sizes and she commented on it. "That one's the baby. That's the mommy. AND that big one is the Daddy poop. Look Daddy, that's a you poop." Yep. Apparently we are a family of turds.

DD was walking through the mall saying 'heeeey pretty lay-deh' to all of the mannequins.   She's almost 5.

She says a lot of hilarious stuff throughout the day. Keeps things interesting. Haha.

My 3 year old today informed me that his father wasn't his daddy cause he was a mommas boy, and his favorite thing is when he doesn't get his way he will tell me "I told you....."

Today DD tried to convince me she ate her vegetables so she could have some chips, by pointing to her plate of veggies and saying "see mom, I ate them!"

I was like seriously, you think I would fall for that? lol