Does it

take anyone else's Dh/So 2 hours to take a shower? I took a shower with the baby earlier and it didn't even take me that long. And it is every smurfing time. Lately everything Dh does pissed me off. I was reading an article on cracked.com earlier about why women hate when men leave the toilet seat up and it pretty much sums up our entire marriage. The article said that because women have to have to toilet seat down 100% of the time to use the bathroom and men have to have the toilet seat down 33% of the time that it makes sense to women to have the toilet seat down all the time because 133/200xs it needs to be down any way. But to a man he only sees that he needs it up 66% of the time and doesn't take the needs of the couple as a whole in to consideration. So in other words when a man doesn't put the toilet seat down he is pretty much saying that the woman is not worth any thought or consideration or 2 seconds it takes to put the seat down. Yep that is my whole smurfing marriage in a nut shell.

He's probs choking the chimp

Quoting Ravey Candyass:" He's probs choking the chimp"

I wish he would smurfing get choked by a chimp... literally.

My so puts the seat down




And it just occured to me why, Probably only because he's a frequent pooper. A d all this time i thought he was being courteous. Hmmm

<blockquote><b>Quoting 1inpink2inblue:</b>" I wish he would smurfing get choked by a chimp... literally."</blockquote>




If he makes you like this why are you with him? He's probably taking that long to shower to get the hell away from yyou

I assume hes wanking off

Quoting 36-24-36OnlyIfshes5-3:" My so puts the seat down And it just occured to me why, Probably only because he's a frequent pooper. A d all this time i thought he was being courteous. Hmmm"

I'm actually sitting here thinking that I've NEVER seen the seat UP. Lmao.
And DH grew up with his dad and four brother, and his mom. She must of drilled that into them haha. Or he just pees with it down  

Quoting Ravey Candyass:" <blockquote><b>Quoting 1inpink2inblue:</b>" I wish he would smurfing get choked by ... [snip!] ... If he makes you like this why are you with him? He's probably taking that long to shower to get the hell away from yyou"

I only wish I had the same luxury. But some of us have responsibilities and can't spend two hours held up in the bathroom jerking it because he doesn't want to have sex with me and has tons of pictures of other women and their boobs and vaginas on his damn camera on his phone.

Quoting Vivian [♥]:" I'm actually sitting here thinking that I've NEVER seen the seat UP. Lmao. And DH grew up with his dad ... [snip!] ... DH grew up with his dad and four brother, and his mom. She must of drilled that into them haha. Or he just pees with it down  "

I have not once since I married him walked in and the seat been down. I seriously think he puts it up after he smurfs as a big smurf you to me.

<blockquote><b>Quoting 1inpink2inblue:</b>" I only wish I had the same luxury. But some of us have responsibilities and can't spend two hours held ... [snip!] ... want to have sex with me and has tons of pictures of other women and their boobs and vaginas on his damn camera on his phone."</blockquot

Hokay. You have major issues

Quoting 1inpink2inblue:" I have not once since I married him walked in and the seat been down. I seriously think he puts it up after he smurfs as a big smurf you to me."

that sucks  
I feel like asking DH if he pees with the seat down.. I'm curious now.

Maybe I should pee and put it up when I'm done haha

Quoting Ravey Candyass:" <blockquote><b>Quoting 1inpink2inblue:</b>" I only wish I had the same luxury. But ... [snip!] ... of other women and their boobs and vaginas on his damn camera on his phone."</blockquot Hokay. You have major issues"

Yeah I have issues because I have a problem with my Dh having pictures of other naked woman on the camera of his phone.  

<blockquote><b>Quoting 1inpink2inblue:</b>" Yeah I have issues because I have a problem with my Dh having pictures of other naked woman on the camera of his phone.  "</blockquote>




It goes much further than that. Leaving the seat up to spite you? Most men aren't that smart

Quoting Ravey Candyass:" <blockquote><b>Quoting 1inpink2inblue:</b>" Yeah I have issues because I have a problem ... [snip!] ...  "</blockquote> It goes much further than that. Leaving the seat up to spite you? Most men aren't that smart"

You don't know my husband. He does a LOT and I mean a LOT of smurf to spite me. He takes my car keys so I can't go any where. Broke my phone so no one could call me. Changed all my password on all my account so I couldn't get on my email or facebook ect. Locked me out of my own computer. And I have asked him about a million times to put the seat down because we also have a 5 year old DD and a DS who we are trying to potty train and they both sit to go to the bathroom and have fallen in before but he won't. And I have went to the bathroom right after him before after he took a smurf and you KNOW he did but the seat will be up.

you want to know the worst part of the shower thing is that 9x out of 10 he takes one as soon as he get up in the morning while I am still trying to tend to our 3 month old. And we have one bathroom. So i still have to wait a hour and a half to piss in the morning after I get done with the baby. And there is always water all over the floor and toilet seat when he gets out and i can't take a shower for at least an hour after because he uses all the hot water.And if I have to be some where in the morning I can just forget about getting a shower first because he ALWAYS jumps in there right before I get the chance. KNOWING I have smurf to do that day.