Quoting momma melissa85:" <blockquote><b>Quoting *Turtles*:</b>" I don't know what to tell you. . Maybe invest ... [snip!] ... out would hurt his feelings lol Plus he thinks he is the smurf with it lol but not so much for me, maybe girls in his past"
Ugh I HATE guys like that. Tony was the best I've ever had in bed, the only one that could continually give me orgasms. He never boasted about being good.
This one guy in high school, I didn't have sex with him but oh, we tried. He was so frickin little, and we were fooling around and he takes off his pants and says "It's big isnt it, I won't hurt you though!" I thought he was joking and almost started laughing until I realized he was serious. It was like a pencil dick. Not even thick. He was on top, my legs were slightly apart. I thought he was dry humping me, just slightly grinding. He wasn't even in me, and kept stopping to kiss to say "Mmmm do you like my big dick?" I was thinking "We aren't even having sex..." He then cums. For one, he didnt even put a condom on and I didnt say anything thinking we hadnt even started having sex yet... he was humping my leg. He thought he was inside me, he wasnt. I dont know if he was REALLY immature with sex, or hey, maybe if you are that small that legs feel like a vagina since you could hardly reach inside a vagina anyways! LOL! He said "That was the best wasnt it?"
Seriously, how I did not laugh at that... I have no idea. But his ego was huge, his penis... well his pinky could give more pleasure!