baby fever help

Please remind me of the things Im forgetting about newborns to talk me out of my baby fever!!!

Projectile vomiting. Projectile diarrhea. Screaming inconsolably. Up every 2-4 hours at night. Colic. Draining the life out of you. LABOR. Morning sickness. ligament pain.

I found that getting a very young puppy took care of my baby fever for years  

Quoting SaucyPoppet:" Projectile vomiting. Projectile diarrhea. Screaming inconsolably. Up every 2-4 hours at night. Colic. ... [snip!] ... you. LABOR. Morning sickness. ligament pain. I found that getting a very young puppy took care of my baby fever for years  "

I wish!!!! I want a corgi soooo bad. Ive had them my whole life and its killing me to not have one! but no dogs in my appartment complex  

You could try babysitting? A lot of places won't take in newborns or kids in diapers so you could probably find someone that needs child care, that way you can get your baby fill without having to deal with it 247 lol