re: what the smurf did I just read

Quoting ℳary ℐane:" I can even take a guess of what she is trying to say. Like is she a prostitute? lol"

   I'm guessing pumps=pimps

Errrr.

It made me laugh when I got to pussy n ass stink. Bitch needs to learn how to shower

<blockquote><b>Quoting ℳary ℐane:</b>" I can usually decipher ghetto. This is just out there. lol"</blockquote>




Lmfao I was just about to write that lol I normally can get through it and even understand the point they were making but this I'm tilting my head saying whhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt lol

<blockquote><b>Quoting ღ.ღ.ღ:</b>"    I'm guessing pumps=pimps"</blockquote>

Yep sounds like it to me. If you make the smurfs pay for it you get their respect.

However I don't get why she would be broke if they are paying...

Can you imagine her parents reding this? How many kids does she have op?

Quoting Onalee's Mummy:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ღ.ღ.ღ:</b>"    I'm guessing pumps=pimps"</blockquote> ... [snip!] ... get why she would be broke if they are paying... Can you imagine her parents reding this? How many kids does she have op?"

3 and her parents are JUST as ghetto as her lol
They live in the HOOD of Detroit..

<blockquote><b>Quoting InkDMomma:</b>" Show a movie on netflicks bout pumps and basically they said same smurf that I live by..... When u go ... [snip!] ... got never to me need mines anit smurf free out here..... It's how do shut and u will always have respect...... whaaattt?....."</blockquote>




So... She watched a documentary on pimps, during which a comparison was made between women having multiple one night stands and prostitution.
She agrees and says that if she is going to sleep with random guys she'd rather get paid to do it. The world is an expensive place.

"Show a movie on netflicks bout pumps and basically they said same smurf that I live by..... When u go to the club n a smurf buy u a drink n then after take u to the motel n smurf u all then u wake the by Coupon Companion">next morning broke and pussy n ass stink.. all I can say was that I got never to me need mines anit smurf free out here..... It's how do shut and u will always have respect......"

an attempt is going to be made.

"i saw a movie on netflix about pimps and they basically confirmed what i believe. when you go out and a man buys you a drink and then you go to a hotel to take part in sexual intercourse, you will wake up the next morning robbed and in need of a shower. all i have to say is that i have my own things and you have to work for what you want. nothing is free. it's all about how you carry yourself and how you act and you will always be respected."

...did i win?

<blockquote><b>Quoting Kimber's Mommy:</b>" "Show a movie on netflicks bout pumps and basically they said same smurf that I live by..... When u go ... [snip!] ... want. nothing is free. it's all about how you carry yourself and how you act and you will always be respected." ...did i win? "</blockquote>



I don't think she meant literally robbed, but that you are broke bc you didnt get paid. You gave sex away for free instead of for money.

Quoting ~~My Pet Wussy~~:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Kimber's Mommy:</b>" "Show a movie on netflicks bout pumps and ... [snip!] ... she meant literally robbed, but that you are broke bc you didnt get paid. You gave sex away for free instead of for money."

ah, yes. it was really hard to decode because of all the terribly misspelled words and lack of punctuation. lol.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Kimber's Mommy:</b>" ah, yes. it was really hard to decode because of all the terribly misspelled words and lack of punctuation. lol."</blockquote>


Lol

Op , you should ask her the name of the documentary.

Quoting Onalee's Mummy:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ღ.ღ.ღ:</b>"    I'm guessing pumps=pimps"</blockquote> ... [snip!] ... get why she would be broke if they are paying... Can you imagine her parents reding this? How many kids does she have op?"

Lol maybe she's a bad ho?   

<blockquote><b>Quoting ღ.ღ.ღ:</b>" Lol maybe she's a bad ho?   "</blockquote>




Lmfao!!!!!


Op I'm with the person above this one ask the movie she's talking about


I love the translation btw lol

<blockquote><b>Quoting ღ.ღ.ღ:</b>" Lol maybe she's a bad ho?   "</blockquote>




Hahaha! This made me laugh a lot

Quoting InkDMomma:" Show a movie on netflicks bout pumps and basically they said same smurf that I live by..... When u go ... [snip!] ... got never to me need mines anit smurf free out here..... It's how do shut and u will always have respect...... whaaattt?....."

lmao!!! sorry thats just frickin' hilarious!!

I figured it out! It's from Our America with Lisa Ling. The commercial says "If you want something you better open your legs," I may have cracked the code!