Quoting Kelly&Coralie:" You're being too sensitive. That is a hilarious mental image. You having to call your husband home ... [snip!] ... work cause you can get socks on? That is like stright out of a sitcom Relax. Learn to laugh at yourself. It's not that serious"
This! My DH laughs at me every time I take my shirt off or if he can see my bellybutton starting to poke out. He doesn't do it to be mean, he just thinks it's funny that I have this big ball where my tummy used to be...and this is our third time, so I can't tell you it gets any better. In fact, I usually laugh too, or I act like it hurt my feelings and that a milkshake (or whatever other craving) would make me feel better and forgive him. lol Win win situation!!!