Valentines ideas for the man who has everything?

Men are so damn hard to buy for, help me!
DH doesnt like, DIY or teddies.
The only thing ive thought of so far is a chocolate pizza thing i've seen on-line.

Help!

A date night without the children?

Quoting 624582:" A date night without the children?"

Not possible I'm afraid as Im working a 12 hour shift and no willing babysitters  .

Quoting Lauren ∆:" Not possible I'm afraid as Im working a 12 hour shift and no willing babysitters  ."

you dont have to go on Valentines day

Me and my boar are going to a spa together, not really doing any gifts...but i was thinking of getting him this really sexy smelling cologne

Quoting Lauren ∆:" Not possible I'm afraid as Im working a 12 hour shift and no willing babysitters  ."

No willing sitters at all, like for any other days of the week? If it's possible to find a sitter on a day that the two of you have off I'd give him a card and write something along the lines of "Your real present is on ___!" and leave that day up to him. If he wants to lounge in bed, lounge in bed. If he wants to catch a movie, go see one.

If a sitter isn't possible at all you could make him one of those coupon books. Like "Good for one bj" or "Good for one x amount of time back rub", you get the drift.

Our anniversary is close to Valentines Day so I have to figure something out. My husband has almost everything he wants other than a house and a jeep for 7k, which...I'm not going to get either one of them for him, lol.

Quoting A Beautiful Disaster:" you dont have to go on Valentines day"

I know, we usually dont if we go out anyway cause its cheaper but got no sitters at all, so its not an option anyway.

Quoting 624582:" No willing sitters at all, like for any other days of the week? If it's possible to find a sitter on ... [snip!] ... almost everything he wants other than a house and a jeep for 7k, which...I'm not going to get either one of them for him, lol."

Nah no sitters, I dont know gifts seem like an easier option than going out, he was looking at some video games today but i totally zoned out and didnt pay any attention, oops.

Yeah the token book thing is a good idea, I was sorta playing wth the idea of getting a sexy game book or the karma sutra haha. I fancy spicing things up a bit, any good toys you know of that arent just dildos/vibrators?

haha.

Quoting Pin.ʞ.y♥Squish:" Me and my boar are going to a spa together, not really doing any gifts...but i was thinking of getting him this really sexy smelling cologne "

That sounds nice, but the distinct lack of willing/not busy sitters makes stuff like that impossible for us  .
I might get him some more cologne though, hes running out of his.

Quoting Lauren ∆:" Nah no sitters, I dont know gifts seem like an easier option than going out, he was looking at some ... [snip!] ... or the karma sutra haha. I fancy spicing things up a bit, any good toys you know of that arent just dildos/vibrators? haha."

No, sadly I don't. All I have is an egg and it freaks DH out, lol.

Although, I have heard that a lot of couples like the We Vibe? I think that's what it's called, but I've never used it myself.

When all else fails sex is a great choice.  

If you can find a book you like I'd go with that. Skim through it first and see if there are any references in there of certain toys or edibles and I'd pick them up as well.

Quoting 624582:" No, sadly I don't. All I have is an egg and it freaks DH out, lol. Although, I have heard that a lot ... [snip!] ... Skim through it first and see if there are any references in there of certain toys or edibles and I'd pick them up as well."

An egg?  

Im a total prude usually so yeah im clueless of all things erotic  
Going to check out some sites and see whats what, lets hope he doesnt check the browsing history.

Thanks for your help lol.

Quoting Lauren ∆:" An egg?   Im a total prude usually so yeah im clueless of all things erotic   Going to check ... [snip!] ... Going to check out some sites and see whats what, lets hope he doesnt check the browsing history. Thanks for your help lol."

It's just a vibrator for your clit. I believe it could be used on men, but my husband freaks if I accidentally touch his penis with it while we're having sex so I wouldn't know what it's best for on a guy. He is not a fan of toys, what-so-ever.

Don't feel bad, I wouldn't even own the thing if my SIL hadn't given it to me. She bought so much stuff from a store at some point that they gave it to her for free, she never used it of course. lol

Good luck!

Quoting 624582:" It's just a vibrator for your clit. I believe it could be used on men, but my husband freaks if I accidentally ... [snip!] ... bought so much stuff from a store at some point that they gave it to her for free, she never used it of course. lol Good luck!"

Haha! Thanks I think I'll need it, I've been looking at some bits and they look bloody freaky!

I would totally recommend a new toy or something like that. There is one company that I personally like to deal with because they ship everything totally confidentially. Check it out. They have all sorts of things for anyone that is curious or super ballsy. www.ohmygasm.com

I'm putting together a "movie basket" with some of his favorite snacks and a good movie. So its something we could do together or apart or whatever. Kwim?