Quoting Masturkate TTC:" Haha no it's fine! That is exactly him. I am always hearing someone say a big, new word around him and ... [snip!] ... words into sentences that just make no sense. Every once in a while he'll use a word correctly and we're all in shock lol."
One of my favorite wrong words he uses (so I try not to correct him, I like hearing it) is "where are those destructions at?" and he means instructions. My Dh is a nerdlet & he loves manual, instructions, etc & reads about all of our stuff...so Ds likes to act like he is "reading the destructions". He also told someone recently that my Dh is a sister annihilator...he is a systems administrator. I guess that would explain why Ds has no sisters?