Funny Things Kids Say

Okay well I know most of us have kids or experience with kiddos, so I figured this would be a fun topic. The funny things that kids say  

Here's Mine:

On a family trip when i was younger, our family of 5 was leaving the Sea World parking lot after a night of July 4th fireworks. You can probably imagine the traffic and stress just in the lot itself, especially with the crowd of visitors leaving all at once. Well, my dad, who is an agressive driver by the way, was highly irritated (P****d off) at the whole situation, and while trying to merge into the exiting lane (still in the parking lot), he was yelling out the window at another driver, bluntly stating how much of an idiot the guy was. While screaming, my sister (5 at the time and learning to read) interrupted him and asked "Daddy are you mad?" My dad said "Yes honey I'm very mad" and my sister exclaimed while pointing out the window, "Look Daddy! The sign says 'Drive Happy'" We all looked over and busted out laughing because there in fact, was, a sign with a clever little smiley face on it that said those exact words. Apparently it wasn't as funny to him  

Funny you should post this:
Just this afternoon my 5 year old daughter came to me and said:
"Rule #1.. You should never call a woman FAT... Ask her if she is pregnant"

LOL....I thought it was about the funniest thing I'd ever heard.

I spend alot of time with my nieces and nephews.Well about a week agome and my hubbywas over at their house. My niece is so excited about the baby. i told her she was gonna have another girl cousin and it was a girl in my tummy. So she went up to my husband and asked him if he was having a boy baby. She is 4 and she thinks girl babies come from girl and boy babies come from boys lol.

Quoting Lovedpenguin:“ I spend alot of time with my nieces and nephews.Well about a week agome and my hubbywas over at their ... [snip!] ... asked him if he was having a boy baby. She is 4 and she thinks girl babies come from girl and boy babies come from boys lol.”

That's incredible =) It's crazy how little kids think.
I remember I used to peek under the door of the bathroom to wait for my big brother to get out and I told my mom he didn't know how to pee cause he was standing backwards lol

lets see...yesterday my 8 yr old asked me if I was pregnant...I said "no" and then he said well how come your belly keeps getting bigger everyday?  

then while my kids were little and we were going thru the potty training stage (at about 18 mos or so ) we were in the mall and I took Eli into the bathroom stall with me because I had to pee. So I sat on the toilet and started to do my business and when I startred peeing...Eli shouted..."Good job mommy" and clapped (like I did for him everytime he used the potty)
everyone in the restroom laughed.

and once when they were a few years old we picked up my brother who had a acne problem and Eli said...why does Jared have chicken pox...as he was getting in the car....

I have two (One cute, one bad). Both are from my little brother, Brett. He is ten now, but he was alot younger when these happened.

The first story isthe bad one... We were going on a family vacation for a month long road trip out west. Brett was a little over 2 at the time. He could talk, but didnt have the most extensive vocabulary of course. Mind you, this is my good Christian family on their nice little road trip. Brett got so mad at one point and was crying and throwing a fit. When my mom was trying to figure out what was wrong with him and asked him what was wrong he screamed, "All I want is my goddamn chicken!"...We still have no idea where in the world he picked that up. My parents were just in shock. Us kids however thought it was pretty darn funny. And of course got in trouble for laughing!

The second one, he was about 6 or 7 years old. My husband (fiance at the time) had gone on vacation to the beach with us. His name is Dan. Brett was standing on the shore and I was about to take a picture of him. He asked me who's camera it was, and I said "Dan's." For some reason, when I was taking the picture, Brett starts shaking his little butt back and forth and was moving all around. I asked him what in the world he was doing, and he said, "You told me to DANCE!" It was sooo funny. And it made for a great picture, and an even better story in the scrapbook!

My son found a pic of me when I was 16 and said..
"mom is that you when you were skinny?"

Quoting MommaOfAngels:“ I have two (One cute, one bad). Both are from my little brother, Brett. He is ten now, but he was alot ... [snip!] ... he said, "You told me to DANCE!" It was sooo funny. And it made for a great picture, and an even better story in the scrapbook!”

Lol the Dance one is hilarious
i bet that's an awesome story to tell

hmm.. let's see here... well I spend alot of time with my nephew and neice. I remember my neice was about 5 years old at the time... we were looking up at the sky and staring at the stars when she said " Aunt Danielle Make a wish..." I thought it was too cute. I then asked my neice Brooke what she wished for... & She told me " I wishedI was old like my Mommy so I could go to the bar & smoke ciggerates." I was dying in laughter... even though I knew it was wrong.

haha. A couple of weeks ago my best friend's mom brought over some stuff for us like a changing table, a walker, and a swing. My little brother (who is 6) kept asking "Is this for Kenzer-Bean?" That would be my best friend's daughter. I was like no buddy it's for me. (We hadn't come out and said the whole "i'm pregnant" thing yet) Then the next day my boyfriend and I were watching t.v.and he was pushing the baby's swing. He looked at me and said "Beth, if this swing is for you then how are you going to fit in it?" and we just couldn't stop laughing.

He finally knows I'm having a baby though lol.