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<blockquote><b>Quoting Damon Loves Elena:</b>" LOL we'd totally get kicked out for being gay in a sense. I'd still towel slap all their asses. "</blockquote>




It would so be worth it. Maybe we could just start screaming harder! HARDER! Really freak then out.

Quoting LumpySpacePrincess:" I'd want to see if my dick is bigger than SOs. THen rub it in his face if it is. Literally. Rub it in his face, then smack his ass and tell him to get in the kitchen like the woman he is  "

This seriously made me lol.

First things first, Im playing with my penis.
Then Im having sex with somebody.
Im going to try and do that whirly whippy thing men do trying to make it go in circles.
tuck it to see if I can make it look like a vagina like the drag queens do.
See if I had enough muscle control to make it jump.

Thats what I would do if I had a dick.

I'd have sex to see if lasting longer than 30 seconds is truely as difficult as my husband claims.  

Quoting Ꭶwan♥Nemö:" First things first, Im playing with my penis. Then Im having sex with somebody. Im going to try and ... [snip!] ... a vagina like the drag queens do. See if I had enough muscle control to make it jump. Thats what I would do if I had a dick."

I like those thoughts. I would also probably see how far in distance my sperm could shoot!

Quoting Raindancer:" Have sex to see how it feels for a man."

This, lol xD

Quoting LumpySpacePrincess:" I'd want to see if my dick is bigger than SOs. THen rub it in his face if it is. Literally. Rub it in his face, then smack his ass and tell him to get in the kitchen like the woman he is  "

bwhahaha xD

I'd masterbate and have sex with a woman I've always wondered what it was like from a man's perspective and if it feels better for a man than it does a woman. I'd want to do loads of stuff to do with strength, speed and fitness in general so bit the gym. I would do the windmill too, I think it is hillarious when DH does the windmill   Oh yes and I would probably ask a woman to kick me in the balls to see how painful it really is!

<blockquote><b>Quoting LumpySpacePrincess:</b>" I'd want to see if my dick is bigger than SOs. THen rub it in his face if it is. Literally. Rub it in his face, then smack his ass and tell him to get in the kitchen like the woman he is  "</blockquote>




That is just awesome!

Quoting κατι:" I would either have sex with a guy or girl. I'm still thinking which option,maybe both.  "

I couldnt do a man. I just dont want my fresh new penis inside of someones ass--male or female. Mouth, maybe.

Me and DH were actually talking about something like that the other day and I told him if I could have a dick for a day I would go around sticking it in everything. He just sat there like    

<blockquote><b>Quoting Jude ♥ JGL:</b>" I'd have sex to see if lasting longer than 30 seconds is truely as difficult as my husband claims.  "</blockquote>




Hahaha!