Quoting Mayhem.:" I'd masturbate. And then go gay-hit on my husband."hahaha. I would do that smurf.
Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:" Oooh.,.. No, this is what I would do.. Get a tattoo on my dick of $1,000.00. bill. (Like, the entire ... [snip!] ... bar and pick up a chick. And I will tell her if she comes back to my place with me, I will gave her a thousand dollars to blow!"
Quoting Mayhem.:" I'd masturbate. And then go gay-hit on my husband."
Quoting MyloveZoZo:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Damon Loves Elena:</b>" Wow everything sounds great. But yup ... [snip!] ... think we would get our asses kicked for doing this type of thing? Towel slap someone on the ass, wink, how you doing sexy? Lol"