re: eating doritos

Quoting Blair Waldorf (SuperKink):" You must wear the cone of shame now. "

 

Quoting InkDMomma:" if it's white cheddar popcorn you should keep your hands away if you're eating it with me. I shovel that smurf in like it's going out of style"

Me and kettle corn.  

Quoting InkDMomma:" if it's white cheddar popcorn you should keep your hands away if you're eating it with me. I shovel that smurf in like it's going out of style"

It is. And I will make sure I get more than you even if I have to use an actual shovel.  

Quoting InkDMomma:" lol I dont fist them into my mouth but I am certainly not as nice about eating them in private as I would be in front of people"

Lmao yea, I don't think anyone is. Same goes for eating anything in public & eating at home...haha. I eat like a slob at home, in public I try to be all lady like lmao.

Quoting The Doctor:" I know, I know.   I always buy Cheetos or the Kettle Cooked chips when I buy chips.   Now... Jalapeno Cheddar Cheetos.... smurf I'll chomp the smurf out of 'em.  "

Those are super good. I love tapatio doritos too  

Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" Lmao yea, I don't think anyone is. Same goes for eating anything in public & eating at home...haha. I eat like a slob at home, in public I try to be all lady like lmao."

I miss when my husband didn't eat like a starved prison inmate lol

Quoting InkDMomma:" I miss when my husband didn't eat like a starved prison inmate lol"

Lmao....I have seen sooo many guys eat like that, I am like damn when was the last time you ate? haha.

Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" Lmao....I have seen sooo many guys eat like that, I am like damn when was the last time you ate? haha."

EVERY time he eats he gets the hiccups, even if I'm not in the room with him and I hear a hiccup I scream
" SLOW THE SmUrf DOWN your food isn't going anywhere!!"

That was me last night.. I was totally just shoving them in.

Quoting InkDMomma:" EVERY time he eats he gets the hiccups, even if I'm not in the room with him and I hear a hiccup I scream " SLOW THE SmUrf DOWN your food isn't going anywhere!!""

Lmfao...I will hiccup once when I drink cold soda....and I will get repeated hiccups if I eat spicy food, idk why lol.

When I was a teen I would put handfuls in my mouth. Usually two handfuls would fill my entire mouth.  

But I have sensitive teeth as of lately. I have to eat like a lady now, even though it's not as satisfying.

But Doritos aren't my thang anymore. Those skinny & crunchy cheetos have my heart.