re: My friends a stripper

Quoting DeanJade&Maksims Momma:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Tiffany ღ:</b>" Lol I went to the strip club during ... [snip!] ... came off and either didn't care or notice, customers grabbed it and started throwing it around the club like a beach ball..."

i was drinking a freeze and now my nose burns from laughing

<blockquote><b>Quoting TantricLemons:</b>" i knew this girl who after she had her baby used to squirt milk on people during private dances lmao... she actually made a ton of money"</blockquote>


This is gross!!! Warning lol sooooo no1 read it and get all crazy on me!!
Has to do with spit, nothing sexual...





Lol... there was this 1 guy, came in once a week, would give me 100. To fill a cup with spit... lol so id sit on the floor of dj booth, and me and my ex would take turns spitting in it...

If he couldn't drink it all, he'd give me between 300. To 500. Depending on how much he could drink...

He had pre measured lined on the cup lol



He was really a sweet guy   1 time he offered me 1500. To go to his house and stomp on his balls in my 10inch dance heels. he knew dj was my bf and said he could go and make sure I was ok, I just couldn't do it, I finally asked him why he was soo *drastic* he said when his wife died he felt like he should be punished for being attracted to other woman...  

Quoting DeanJade&Maksims Momma:" <blockquote><b>Quoting TantricLemons:</b>" i knew this girl who after she had her ... [snip!] ... why he was soo *drastic* he said when his wife died he felt like he should be punished for being attracted to other woman...  "

ahh, thats sad and disgusting all at the same time.

Quoting DeanJade&Maksims Momma:" <blockquote><b>Quoting TantricLemons:</b>" i knew this girl who after she had her ... [snip!] ... why he was soo *drastic* he said when his wife died he felt like he should be punished for being attracted to other woman...  "

My friend was a dominatrix.

She got paid 500 bucks once to get a guy touch her teeth.

And another 300 once to watch another girl pee on a guy.  

<blockquote><b>Quoting The Doctor:</b>" My friend was a dominatrix. She got paid 500 bucks once to get a guy touch her teeth. And another 300 once to watch another girl pee on a guy.  "</blockquote>




Lol... I'm such an smurf id love to do that... but I get all guilty and try to talk to them hhahaha id be a terrible dominatrix, giving out hugs for 5 bucks and smurf,
I can be an ass to my husband but he annoys me....  

Quoting DeanJade&Maksims Momma:" <blockquote><b>Quoting The Doctor:</b>" My friend was a dominatrix. She got paid ... [snip!] ... id be a terrible dominatrix, giving out hugs for 5 bucks and smurf, I can be an ass to my husband but he annoys me....  "

Haha! I was offered a job there... but I couldn't do it.

I mean, I'd probably let a guy touch my teeth for 500. Not gonna lie.

But hittin' people and smurf... yeah... I'd feel too bad. haha

Quoting TantricLemons:" i knew this girl who after she had her baby used to squirt milk on people during private dances lmao... she actually made a ton of money"

I used to charge guys $20 for one squirt, with their eyes closed and I wouldnt even pull my boob out of my corset when I was a waitress. The dancers hated it because that's how much they made on a lap dance and they had to do a hell of a lot more.
I could get an extra $100/ night just from that  
Mannnn I miss working in bars so bad. I started bartending after a while, but I didn't make any extra money and it wasn't anywhere near as fun as waitressing.

<blockquote><b>Quoting The Doctor:</b>" Haha! I was offered a job there... but I couldn't do it. I mean, I'd probably let a guy touch my teeth for 500. Not gonna lie. But hittin' people and smurf... yeah... I'd feel too bad. haha"</blockquote>




Lol, for guys bdays, or bachelor parties, ect. We put them on stage, get them in their underwear, and basically hit, slapped, whipped, scratched, and pinched... I had no prob doint that because guys that went in were just sleazy to me soooo if I was having trouble with my babys daddy, someone was crying that night haha

I had a leather paddle that said whore when I hit them, so they would have that inprinted on their ass cheeks,
And a ridding crop... I would spread their legs and hit them on their inner theighs   ahhhhh the good days

Quoting Will☮Creedence:" I used to charge guys $20 for one squirt, with their eyes closed and I wouldnt even pull my boob out ... [snip!] ... bad. I started bartending after a while, but I didn't make any extra money and it wasn't anywhere near as fun as waitressing."

Haha, I love you. Just thought you should know.

haha

Quoting The Doctor:" Haha, I love you. Just thought you should know. haha"

<3  

<blockquote><b>Quoting DeanJade&Maksims Momma:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting TantricLemons:</b>" i knew this girl who after she had her ... [snip!] ... why he was soo *drastic* he said when his wife died he felt like he should be punished for being attracted to other woman...  "</blockquote>



A guy asked for her to pee in a cup for him..for 80$

<blockquote><b>Quoting Faith Newbauer:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting DeanJade&Maksims Momma:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting ... [snip!] ... punished for being attracted to other woman...  "</blockquote> A guy asked for her to pee in a cup for him..for 80$"</blockquote>




lol I'd prob get all paranoid like he was going to test me or something lol

Quoting The Doctor:" Smurf I wish I could get paid just to drive a friend around."

 

<blockquote><b>Quoting DeanJade&Maksims Momma:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting Faith Newbauer:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting DeanJade&Maksims ... [snip!] ... in a cup for him..for 80$"</blockquote> lol I'd prob get all paranoid like he was going to test me or something lol"</blockquote>


Like drugs? Haha she's sober & he wanted to drink it...

<blockquote><b>Quoting Faith Newbauer:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting DeanJade&Maksims Momma:</b>" <blockquote><b>Quoting ... [snip!] ... like he was going to test me or something lol"</blockquote> Like drugs? Haha she's sober & he wanted to drink it..."</blockquote>




Drugs, alcohol, pregnancy, lol just reminds me of probation... -______-