Holy smurf

My farts smell smurfing terrible.

I love getting free food at work, but DAMN.

Anyone else have a rank ass?  

Makes my eyes water sometimes   

Lol, what did you eat, woman?  

I didnt know farts smelled good

Quoting Squeaky McGee [13 wks]:" Lol, what did you eat, woman?  "

Today I had a turkey sandwich with cheese on it, and a chicken sandwich with cheese, and a smurf ton of cookies.
 

SO kicked me out of bed a few times when I was pregnant, coz of my rank ass  

My best friend's husband always poops with the door open. It smells horrible when he does. He yells down the hall "everyone likes the smell of their own brand" He is GROSS

Quoting Pistol Amber:" My best friend's husband always poops with the door open. It smells horrible when he does. He yells down the hall "everyone likes the smell of their own brand" He is GROSS"

Ew  

Quoting whitney ♥ ainsley:" Ew  "

No one likes the smell of his brand

I just got my period for the first time in 8 weeks (6 months pp) and mine smell so WEIRD! as if i farted through a steel pipe. TMI

Quoting Krystie321:" I just got my period for the first time in 8 weeks (6 months pp) and mine smell so WEIRD! as if i farted through a steel pipe. TMI"