Will you scratch my back? *possible warning*

How could you do anything with these nails?
Simple tasks...like wiping your butt?

That just creeps me out.

so smurfing gross.

Opposable thumbs, lol. I'd guess they grip with their thumb and just under where the index finger is, kwim?

But still, smurf that. Gross.

How do you wipe?  

I can only imagine the amount of dirt that's under those nails. And how would you even wash yourself? They must smell so bad.

think that looks disgusting!! Why do people let there nails get that long!!

Nose picking just became brain surgery.

Quoting Commander Shepard:" Nose picking just became brain surgery."

sometimes you just need to pick a crusty booger out. impossible with those. i'd be pissed!  

the guys are the worst. at least the first girl has them shaped nicely. his are like smurfed up onion rings.

Oh gross... WHY????

I think if you stand up, bend slightly, palm a cheek aside and palm the paper wiping would work well.

Quoting Martian Child.:" Opposable thumbs, lol. I'd guess they grip with their thumb and just under where the index finger is, kwim? But still, smurf that. Gross."

I'm a little disturbed that you took the time to think of that. haha

Omg ewwwwwwww *shudders*

Quoting MommyToWesley:" I'm a little disturbed that you took the time to think of that. haha"

Lol, it took a whole 2 seconds. That's a lot.