Quoting Mrs. Reynolds:" Yuuup I would file for child support so they take that smurf directly out of his paychecks and you never ... [snip!] ... ass again. And honestly, if he's being that big of a bitch I would be screwing him in divorce court, too. He deserves it <3"
Quoting ˇHaute!:" I would take his smurfing pants. It wouldn't make you less of a bigger person OP."
Quoting cunning cuniculi:" holy smurf smurf all that noise. what a smurfing ass! id hit him with everything if he wants to pull that ... [snip!] ... lol... not to mention his nose in your relationship business... there is just too much messed up in this whole situation."